“BTC pair coins are like the clingy exes of the crypto world — they just can’t move unless Bitcoin does.” “Buying altcoins in BTC pairs is the financial equivalent of trying to ride a rollercoaster on top of another rollercoaster.” “Some of these BTC pair coins move so little, I’m convinced they're in a witness protection program.” “Trading them is like dancing with a drunk partner — unpredictable, chaotic, and you’re mostly trying not to fall.” “And let’s be real: 90% of BTC pairs exist just to remind you why you should’ve bought more BTC in the first place.”
