Crypto 5 minute updates
🤭🤭Date 30/01/2024: Market is green, "This is the TRUMP STOCK MARKET because everyone believes I will beat Biden and push the market higher!"
🤭🤭Date 30/04/2025: Market is red, "This is Biden’s Stock Market, I haven’t had the chance to take office yet. Tariffs will soon help the U.S. explode, just wait a moment!"
