Michael Saylor, co-founder of MicroStrategy and possibly the most poetic crypto enthusiast on the planet, just called Bitcoin... "Newton's network." Yes. Not a "financial asset," not "digital gold," but a Newtonian. Damn. Network.
What does this mean? It's simple. Or complicated. In any case — fun. Saylor claims that Bitcoin is like the law of universal gravitation: you can't change it, deceive it, or abolish it. In his opinion, Bitcoin is like a planet orbiting the justice, and all who oppose simply deny physics. Some financial flat-Earthers.
He says: Bitcoin is order. It's regularity. It's resilience. Of course, it sounds almost like an ad for a reliable toilet. But no, he’s serious! For Saylor, Bitcoin is like Newton under the apple tree: only instead of an apple, it’s the hash rate, instead of a tree, it’s the blockchain, and instead of a blow to the head, it’s an epiphany about financial sovereignty.
And now imagine this: Sailor is sitting in his chair, looking at the monitor with the BTC chart and saying, "It's not just candles, it's like... the laws of nature!" And somewhere at that moment, Newton might be starting to feel queasy in his grave. But that’s wonderful! We live in an era where people quote physicists to explain money. And at the same time, the Fed is just printing paper and hoping that no one notices.
Saylor believes that Bitcoin cannot be changed — just as gravitational acceleration cannot be changed. And now the question: what is easier — to rewrite the Constitution of the United States or to change the Bitcoin algorithm? Hint: one of them is almost no one reads anymore, while the other protects its lines of code better than the President of the United States protects his tweets.
So, welcome to the new era: where programmers are priests, blockchain is a temple, and Michael Saylor is its prophet in a leather jacket with eyes full of gravitational fanaticism. Bitcoin is not just money. It’s law. Like Newton. Only cooler. Because now you can hodl.
