April 2025. Spring outside, and on the chart — a gloomy sideways trend.
BTC is wobbling between $62,000 and $68,000, like a drunk student at a DeFi conference. And here I ask:
What is this growth? Where are the lambos? Where is the rocket to Mars? Where is my sense of superiority over the banks?
After all:
• Was there a halving? Yes.
• Have ETFs launched? Yes, with fanfare.
• Is the Fed printing money again? Of course!
• Is Elon Musk tweeting about crypto again? Bingo.
And the price is still there. Clearly, something is wrong.
Conspiracy theory: The Federal Government fears Bitcoin
Think for yourself. Bitcoin is freedom. It is anonymity. It is the ability to go to Bali and trade from a jacuzzi. And what does the system want?
So that you sit with a mortgage, pay taxes, and believe that inflation is 'temporary'.
And so you buy Bitcoin, waiting for it to take off,
And meanwhile, Jerome Powell is in the basement printing dollars and saying:
"No-no, there is no inflation, it's just your feelings."
Technical analysis: drawing an arrow up
And now seriously:
• BTC could break $70k and fly to $85k+ this summer
• Liquidity is flowing back into crypto, altcoins are already twitching
• But someone is deliberately keeping the price under pressure.
Spoiler: possibly the same people who said the epidemic would end in two weeks.
What should an ordinary person do?
Options:
1. Wait for the halving in 2028 and accumulate BTC like a squirrel with nuts.
2. Watch #AirdropStepByStep and collect tokens until your eyes start to bleed.
3. Buy futures, forget about stop losses, and start drinking like a trader on Bybit.
Or better — buy a little, forget about it, and go live.
