$BTC BTC coin pairs be like: “Married to all, loyal to none.” One minute it’s dancing with ETH, next it’s flirting with DOGE, then ghosting XRP like last season’s rug pull. Every altcoin wants that BTC clout—pair up, pump, and pray. But let’s be real: BTC just drags half these coins through a rollercoaster of hope and heartbreak. It’s not a relationship—it’s a volatility situationship. Still, we all keep watching like it’s crypto’s version of The Bachelor. Roses? Nah, just red candles.

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