#ArizonaBTCReserve Arizona BTC Reserve be like: “Trust us, we got reserves… somewhere. Probably buried next to that lost gold mine.” Meanwhile, their wallet activity looks like someone forgot their seed phrase in 2017. They’re out here flexing like crypto cowboys, but the only thing mining is the sun. If Satoshi showed up in Scottsdale, even he’d be like, “I’m good.” Investing with them? That’s like putting your life savings in a cactus – spiky, dry, and full of regret. But hey, at least it’s a desert of opportunity, right?

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