#AirdropFinderGuide

Me after finding an airdrop guide:

“Wait… free money exists?”

Airdrop veterans be like:

“Bro, I’ve been farming wallets since 2019.”

Step 1: Sign up.

Step 2: Click a few buttons.

Step 3: Forget about it.

Step 4 (six months later):

“You now have $5,000 in free tokens.”

When you finally read the Airdrop Finder Guide and realize you could’ve been rich without even trading:

“I suffered for NOTHING.”

New motto:

“If it’s free, it’s for me.”

Just remember:

One airdrop a day keeps the 9-5 away.

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