#AltcoinETFsPostponed Altcoin ETFs Postponed Again: The SEC Playing Hard to Get

Altcoin ETFs? Postponed. Again. At this point, the SEC’s just ghosting the crypto community like a bad Tinder date. Every time we get close, they hit us with “we need more time”—bro, it’s been years. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s chilling with its shiny new ETF while altcoins are stuck in regulatory purgatory. Ethereum’s looking at its watch like “yo?” and Solana’s buffering in real life. Maybe by the time Dogecoin hits $1 (again), we’ll finally get approval. Or maybe not. Either way, the SEC’s still swiping left on altcoins. Patience is a virtue. Or just plain delusion.