#TrumpTaxCuts When you check your paycheck after the #TrumpTaxCuts and realize... you might be able to afford extra guac at Chipotle — but only once.
Thanks, Mr. Trump, for turning my tax relief into pocket lint appreciation day!
Maybe if I squint hard enough, I’ll see those “big beautiful savings” you promised. Spoiler: still squinting.
At least billionaires are living their best lives. Guess I’ll just be over here... practicing gratitude and eating instant noodles."