$XRP is like that ex who swears they’ve changed and this time they’re really going to moon. It’s the only crypto that’s been in court longer than most Netflix series run. People bought it in 2017, fell asleep, woke up in 2025—and it's still “about to explode.” Ripple be out here shaking hands with banks like it’s prom night, while holders are Googling “what is patience?” daily. But hey, if loyalty was a coin, XRP holders would already be billionaires. One thing’s for sure: when XRP moons, there’ll be global WiFi from all the phones getting thrown in celebration.
