$BTC

Oh great, another day where BTC does exactly what it wants—ignoring charts, logic, and your hopes and dreams. One minute it’s digital gold, the next it’s a rollercoaster sponsored by caffeine and chaos. Institutions are “adopting,” governments are “regulating,” and influencers are “calling the bottom” for the tenth time this week. But hey, who needs stability when you have Twitter threads, laser eyes, and blind optimism? Just remember: it’s not financial advice—it’s a lifestyle. Hodl on, dear degenerates. The moon is only several emotional breakdowns away.