Published: Apr 23, 2025 | Author, @MrJangKen | ID: 766881381
[☕ At a coffee shop, two crypto bros stare at their phones…]
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Bro… I think I just made the perfect trade!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
No way! Don’t tell me… You bought the dip?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Exactly!
⬇️ Bought low.
⬇️ Then it went lower.
⬇️ Then it dipped again.
I held… then panicked…
🛑 Sold everything.
Then it went 🚀 UP!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
CLASSIC rookie move.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
But wait—I re-entered!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
At the bottom?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Nah bro.
💥 FOMO'd at the top!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
And then it…?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
💀 Dumped harder than Terra Luna.
My portfolio? 🪦 Dead.
My dreams? ☁️ Vanished.
My soul? 📉 Still falling.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
So what do you have left?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Just 14 SHIBA INU and 2 NFTs of a duck in sunglasses 🦆🕶️.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
Honestly… the duck is probably trading better than you.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
One’s wearing a Gucci belt 🦆💼
That’s my new retirement plan.
🔁 Moral of the story?
Don’t chase pumps. Set stop-losses.
And never trust a duck with a luxury belt 🫠
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