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Why are crypto investors always so calm? Because they know their money can disappear at any moment.😁😁😁

$TRUMP #Jokes : “We Should Call Soccer ‘Football’ in the U.S.”

In a light-hearted moment, Donald Trump said the U.S. should start calling soccer “football”, just like the rest of the world — even joking about using an executive order to make it official.

🗣️ “Why not? Everyone else does. Let’s fix it.”

🇺🇸 The comment sparked laughs — but also debate online about American sports culture and tradition.

📣 No market impact, but it shows Trump’s knack for stirring headlines… even on the field.

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🚨 Trader In An Accident 📢

A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.

🚗 The Accident 🚚

As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.

📞 Quick Response 🚔

The trader immediately took his phone and dialed 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

💬 The Exchange 💬

Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.

😱 Realization 😱

After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"

❓ The Revelation ❓

"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realize that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my Rolex?"

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🚨 Trader In An Accident 📢

A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.

The trader immediately took his phone and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.

After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"

"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my rolex?"

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Do you know ?
Why don’t crypto traders tell secrets on elevators?
Because they’re afraid it might drop suddenly! 📉😬
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Do you know ?
Why don’t crypto traders tell secrets on elevators?
Because they’re afraid it might drop suddenly! 📉😬
#Write2Earn #Write2Earn! #jokes

some memes

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