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When You Think You🤘 Mastered 📊Trading… But the Market Says "Nah"🙅
Published: Apr 23, 2025 | Author, @MrJangKen | ID: 766881381
[☕ At a coffee shop, two crypto bros stare at their phones…]
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Bro… I think I just made the perfect trade!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
No way! Don’t tell me… You bought the dip?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Exactly!⬇️ Bought low.⬇️ Then it went lower.⬇️ Then it dipped again.I held… then panicked…🛑 Sold everything.Then it went 🚀 UP!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
CLASSIC rookie move.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
But wait—I re-entered!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
At the bottom?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Nah bro.💥 FOMO'd at the top!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
And then it…?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
💀 Dumped harder than Terra Luna.My portfolio? 🪦 Dead.My dreams? ☁️ Vanished.My soul? 📉 Still falling.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
So what do you have left?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Just 14 SHIBA INU and 2 NFTs of a duck in sunglasses 🦆🕶️.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
Honestly… the duck is probably trading better than you.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
One’s wearing a Gucci belt 🦆💼That’s my new retirement plan.
🔁 Moral of the story?
Don’t chase pumps. Set stop-losses.And never trust a duck with a luxury belt 🫠
#CryptoJokes #TradingFails #RelatableTrader #jokes #mrjangken
[☕ At a coffee shop, two crypto bros stare at their phones…]
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Bro… I think I just made the perfect trade!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
No way! Don’t tell me… You bought the dip?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Exactly!⬇️ Bought low.⬇️ Then it went lower.⬇️ Then it dipped again.I held… then panicked…🛑 Sold everything.Then it went 🚀 UP!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
CLASSIC rookie move.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
But wait—I re-entered!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
At the bottom?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Nah bro.💥 FOMO'd at the top!
🧑💻 Trader 2:
And then it…?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
💀 Dumped harder than Terra Luna.My portfolio? 🪦 Dead.My dreams? ☁️ Vanished.My soul? 📉 Still falling.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
So what do you have left?
🧑💼 Trader 1:
Just 14 SHIBA INU and 2 NFTs of a duck in sunglasses 🦆🕶️.
🧑💻 Trader 2:
Honestly… the duck is probably trading better than you.
🧑💼 Trader 1:
One’s wearing a Gucci belt 🦆💼That’s my new retirement plan.
🔁 Moral of the story?
Don’t chase pumps. Set stop-losses.And never trust a duck with a luxury belt 🫠
#CryptoJokes #TradingFails #RelatableTrader #jokes #mrjangken
🚨 Trader In An Accident 📢
A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
🚗 The Accident 🚚
As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.
📞 Quick Response 🚔
The trader immediately took his phone and dialed 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
💬 The Exchange 💬
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.
😱 Realization 😱
After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"
❓ The Revelation ❓
"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realize that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my Rolex?"
#jokes #Cheermeup
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A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
🚗 The Accident 🚚
As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.
📞 Quick Response 🚔
The trader immediately took his phone and dialed 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
💬 The Exchange 💬
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.
😱 Realization 😱
After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"
❓ The Revelation ❓
"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realize that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my Rolex?"
#jokes #Cheermeup
$BTC $PDA
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🚨 Trader In An Accident 📢
A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.
The trader immediately took his phone and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.
After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"
"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my rolex?"
#jokes #McCoin #Cheermeup
$BTC $PDA
A successful trader parked his brand new Porsche in front of the office ready to show it off to his colleagues.
As he got out, a truck came along too close and completely tore off the driver's side.
The trader immediately took his phone and dialled 999. It wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.
Before the policeman had a chance to ask any questions, the trader started screaming how his car, which he just picked up that day, was completely ruined and would never be the same again.
After the trader finally finished his rant, the policeman shook his head in disbelief: "I can't believe how materialistic you traders are! You're so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else!"
"How can you say that?" - asked the trader. The policeman replied: "Didn't you realise that your left arm is missing from your elbow down? It's been torn off from when the truck hit you!". The trader looked down in absolute horror: "Holy Smokes!" - he screamed… "Where's my rolex?"
#jokes #McCoin #Cheermeup
$BTC $PDA
When prayer can’t help .........#forexfunny #MemeSeason #forexjokes #forexmemes #forex #MemeSeason #jokes #tradingjokes #tradingmemes #forexlifestyle #nfp #market $BTC $BNB $USDC
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