In the crypto world, relying solely on 'faith recharge' and 'To the Moon' memes won't survive past three episodes. Below are the magical skills you must cultivate in the blockchain jungle.
1.'Jumping the God' level technical analysis
- Skill requirements:
- Can tell from the K-line chart whether Musk had dog food for breakfast today.
- Translate 'MACD golden cross' as 'the bull is here,' interpret 'dead cross' as 'the big player is washing the position, hold steady.'
- Failure cases:
A netizen mistook 'inverted candlestick chart' for 'buying signal,' resulting in a family bucket turning into a family 'trap.'