#meme币狂欢 Trump just finished his presidential oath and immediately pulled out a secret technique for governing with a crypto version of Twitter: 'Make Meme coins great again!' Instantly launched $TRUMP, with a market value of $24 billion on the first day. Retail investors shouted MAGA while throwing in their money, even the Wolf of Wall Street was shocked: 'What kind of president is this? Clearly, he's the king of hype!'
Binance's CZ was even more outrageous, smashing a 'Mubarak' meme into Middle Eastern wealthy groups, an Arabic version of He Yi emerged, and the gold-chain brothers switched to 'Middle Eastern hours' overnight. Meme coins on the BNB chain collectively started a price dance, with price curves twisting more fabulously than a yoga instructor. An elder in the community slapped his thigh: 'Got it! Trading coins is not as good as trading homophonic puns, four D's (DDDD) can also become a wealth code!'
AI was also not willing to be left out. The GOAT coin, under the banner of 'AI autonomous coin issuance,' broke through the encirclement. A16z big shot casually tipped $50,000 in Bitcoin, and retail investors instantly experienced a brain orgasm: 'Is AI scything me? This is cyberpunk-style glory!' Even the sad frog Pepe dressed up in a suit to engage in the metaverse, while on-chain data master Murphy exclaimed: 'It’s over, even memes are starting to write white papers, this batch of Meme coins has turned into PPT warriors!'
The most outrageous is the anti-dip king SPX6900, while others plummet, it dances. Master Murad calculated: 'The Meme that doesn’t drop is the true Zen holder, after all—'A single candlestick determines faith, three bearish candles train the heart, only the blood shed when memes go bankrupt is the wildest illusion in the coin circle.'
Now the streets are filled with meme warlords advocating 'Meme governance,' but the old retail investors have already seen through the truth: 'When the president starts issuing coins, the dog’s head turns into a golden hoe, the wealth you desire is just a story, but what the manipulators want is your pension entrance ticket!'