adiisharma
Occasional Trader
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Traded once. Regretted twice (Web3 comedian. Portfolio in ICU.) # Less trades, more shade.
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Crypto in 2025 is like an Avengers movie...
But instead of saving the world, they're just fighting to bankrupt you faster 💸💥
🧓 $BTC Bitcoin is your divorced dad — old, tired, but still demanding respect like he invented money.
🧘 $ETH Ethereum promised to fix gas fees... and gave you a yoga mat and breathing exercises instead.
🏃 $SOL Solana is that gym bro who sprints for 5 mins, faints, and still brags about "uptime gains, bro."
🐶 $Doge started as a joke, stayed a joke, and now sponsors your daily emotional breakdowns.
🦴 $SHIBA is like buying a lottery ticket with Monopoly money — and still not winning the board.
🐸 $PEPE? You bought a frog hoping for a prince... ended up with a meme funeral and a croak-portfolio.
#CryptoHumor #WAGMI #TrumpTariffs #ProjectCrypto #ToTheMoon🌕✨ 😆😆
But instead of saving the world, they're just fighting to bankrupt you faster 💸💥
🧓 $BTC Bitcoin is your divorced dad — old, tired, but still demanding respect like he invented money.
🧘 $ETH Ethereum promised to fix gas fees... and gave you a yoga mat and breathing exercises instead.
🏃 $SOL Solana is that gym bro who sprints for 5 mins, faints, and still brags about "uptime gains, bro."
🐶 $Doge started as a joke, stayed a joke, and now sponsors your daily emotional breakdowns.
🦴 $SHIBA is like buying a lottery ticket with Monopoly money — and still not winning the board.
🐸 $PEPE? You bought a frog hoping for a prince... ended up with a meme funeral and a croak-portfolio.
#CryptoHumor #WAGMI #TrumpTariffs #ProjectCrypto #ToTheMoon🌕✨ 😆😆
#Write2Earn 🚨BREAKING: I Just Turned My Refrigerator Into a Cold Wallet 🧊💰
That’s right. While y’all out here trusting MetaMask and hardware wallets…
I trust Samsung Double Door with Ice Dispenser.
📦 My strategy?
ETH goes in the freezer (because it's always chilling)
SHIBA in the vegetable tray (where my portfolio rots slowly)
PEPE lives inside an old ketchup bottle (for meme security)
I open the fridge every hour — not to eat…
🍕But to “check the market.”
My grandma asked:
> “Why are you staring at the butter tray like that?”
I said:
“SHHH! BTC just moved 2%! The mayo knows something!”
📈 Risk? Zero.
No hacker has ever breached a fridge.
(Not yet.)
So yes, I might not be rich…
But my coins? They’re cool. 😎❄️
✅ Cold storage. Literally.
#CryptoLife #FridgeFi #Write2Earn #BinanceFeed #TipMeForTheButterSecurity
That’s right. While y’all out here trusting MetaMask and hardware wallets…
I trust Samsung Double Door with Ice Dispenser.
📦 My strategy?
ETH goes in the freezer (because it's always chilling)
SHIBA in the vegetable tray (where my portfolio rots slowly)
PEPE lives inside an old ketchup bottle (for meme security)
I open the fridge every hour — not to eat…
🍕But to “check the market.”
My grandma asked:
> “Why are you staring at the butter tray like that?”
I said:
“SHHH! BTC just moved 2%! The mayo knows something!”
📈 Risk? Zero.
No hacker has ever breached a fridge.
(Not yet.)
So yes, I might not be rich…
But my coins? They’re cool. 😎❄️
✅ Cold storage. Literally.
#CryptoLife #FridgeFi #Write2Earn #BinanceFeed #TipMeForTheButterSecurity
$SHIB holders right now:
🧘♂️“Patience is key.”
📉Wallet: -87%
👀Market: Still sideways
📅2021 me: “Just wait bro, SHIB to the moon!”
📅2025 me: “We’re still at the launchpad… but spiritually we’ve already reached.”🚀💤💤
#SHIBARMY #JUSTHODLIT #BinanceVibes
🧘♂️“Patience is key.”
📉Wallet: -87%
👀Market: Still sideways
📅2021 me: “Just wait bro, SHIB to the moon!”
📅2025 me: “We’re still at the launchpad… but spiritually we’ve already reached.”🚀💤💤
#SHIBARMY #JUSTHODLIT #BinanceVibes
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