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Welcome, fellow degenerates—I mean, investors—to another episode of "Crypto Predictions That May or May Not Be Delusional!"
1. Bitcoin to $1 Million… or $0?
Ah yes, the classic "Bitcoin to $1M" prediction. At this point, it’s basically a meme. Every time Bitcoin pumps 5%, some guy on Twitter with a laser-eyed profile pic screams:  
> "BTC TO $1M BY 2025! SOURCES: TRUST ME, DUDE."
Meanwhile, the same dude was predicting "BTC to $10K" last month when it dipped. Crypto analysts are basically weather forecasters—except even meteorologists have a better track record.  
2. Altcoins: From "Next Bitcoin" to "Rug Pull Special"  
Remember when Dogecoin was "just a joke"? Now it’s a "serious investment" because Elon Musk tweeted a dog meme. Meanwhile, every new altcoin promises:  
- "1000x gem!"
- "Vitalik Buterin’s secret favorite!" (Spoiler: It’s not.)  
- "The Solana killer!" (Proceeds to die in 3 days.)  
If you’ve ever held an altcoin that dropped 99%, don’t worry—you’re not a bagholder, you’re an "early adopter."
3. NFTs: From Bored Apes to Bored Investors
Remember when people paid $200K for a pixelated monkey JPEG? Yeah, good times. Now the NFT market is so dead that even the "utility" (lol) can’t save it.  
> "This NFT gives you access to an exclusive Discord!"
Translation: "You get to sit in a chatroom with 10 other people who also lost money."
4. Crypto Exchanges & Their "Trust Us" Policy
- CEX: "Your keys, your… oh wait, we have your keys."  
- DEX: "Here, trade with this sketchy token that just deployed yesterday!"
- Binance: "We’re fine. Probably."
5. The "This Time It’s Different" Bull Run
Every cycle, we say:  
- 2017: "Bitcoin is the future!" (Then -80%)  
- 2021: "Institutions are here!" (Then -75%)  
- 2024: "ETFs change everything!" (Then whales dump anyway.)  
Spoiler: It’s never different. But hey, at least we have fun.  
Final Thought: Should You YOLO Into Crypto?
If you’re reading this, you’ve probably already ape’d into some random coin. Congrats! Either you’ll be lambo-ing or eating ramen for a year.  
But remember: In crypto, the only certainty is that someone, somewhere, is getting rekt.  
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(Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. Unless you make money. Then I take credit.)
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