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Cardano — a blockchain that proves you can spend 5 years on research to create a technology that became outdated even before its launch. Science!
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🔥 «Ethereum will die in 10 years» 🔥
— Hoskinson shocks the crypto world! 💥
👨💻 Founder of Cardano$ADA Charles Hoskinson stated:
🧠 «Ethereum$ETH has fallen victim to its own success. Complex architecture, high fees, and dependence on L2 could bury the network!» ⚰️
💸 Meanwhile, ETH has dropped almost -360% from its peak of $4,878, and is currently trading at $1,768... 📉
🔍 But the developers at Scroll are already rolling out a rescue — the Euclid update, which promises to reduce fees by up to -90% and accelerate the network! ⚡
🤯 Hoskinson compares Ethereum to Myspace and Blackberry — stars of the past that could not withstand competition...
🎯 And what about Bitcoin$BTC ?
«BTC by the end of the year — $250K!» 🚀
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👉 Crypto doesn’t sleep, do you?
#CryptoAdoption #USStockDrop #BinanceAlphaAlert
— Hoskinson shocks the crypto world! 💥
👨💻 Founder of Cardano$ADA Charles Hoskinson stated:
🧠 «Ethereum$ETH has fallen victim to its own success. Complex architecture, high fees, and dependence on L2 could bury the network!» ⚰️
💸 Meanwhile, ETH has dropped almost -360% from its peak of $4,878, and is currently trading at $1,768... 📉
🔍 But the developers at Scroll are already rolling out a rescue — the Euclid update, which promises to reduce fees by up to -90% and accelerate the network! ⚡
🤯 Hoskinson compares Ethereum to Myspace and Blackberry — stars of the past that could not withstand competition...
🎯 And what about Bitcoin$BTC ?
«BTC by the end of the year — $250K!» 🚀
📣 Subscribe to not miss the main crypto insights, analytics, and real-time forecasts! 📲
👉 Crypto doesn’t sleep, do you?
#CryptoAdoption #USStockDrop #BinanceAlphaAlert
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Digital Euro: Prepare for a Cashless Life
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
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What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
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And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
The European Central Bank announced: a digital euro may appear as early as 2025. Not just a 'digital equivalent', but a real tool for replacing cash.
ECB President Christine Lagarde states outright: the digital euro is a response to stablecoins and the threat of dollarization, as well as a step towards strengthening control within the EU.
⸻
What does this mean?
• Cash is being displaced.
According to estimates, for every €10 of digital currency, up to €5 of 'paper' money could be withdrawn from circulation.
• Volume — up to €256 billion.
This is not a test. This is a serious reboot of Europe’s monetary system.
• Everything will be under control.
Which means — transparency, tracking of expenses, usage restrictions… and possibly sanctions for 'inconvenient' activities.
⸻
And why should this concern us?
Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs) are not crypto in a Sharia sense.
They are centralized.
They do not belong to you.
They can be turned off.
This is not technology for convenience.
This is technology for control.
#MiskinWallet
#DigitalEuro
#CBDC
#TechnologiesAndFitna
#TawheedOverTokens
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Why doesn't crypto like parties?
Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
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Because it always gets too "shaken up"!
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Have you seen how newbies react to market drops? "How could this happen?! I was watching the charts!" Yes, bro, you were watching as if it were a football match, not your money! 🏟️📉
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What do #Launchpool from Binance and a sperm bank have in common?
Everything goes into the glass.
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Everything goes into the glass.
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💔 Pi Coin ka 6 Saal ka Sapna Toot Gaya: Bubble Finally Burst! 😱💥
$BTC
6 saal tak Pi Coin team ne humein sapne dikhaye, bola ki yeh "future currency" hai aur sirf ads dekh kar paisa kama sakte ho! 💰👀 Lekin Mainnet launch ke din yeh sab ek bada joke nikla! 🤡 Blockchain kahaan hai? Kahin bhi nahi! Yeh toh ek mobile game ke points jaisa feel ho raha hai! 🎮🤣
😂 Sabse zyada mazedar baat?
Pi Coin ki apni team hi sure nahi thi ki yeh coin kabhi list hoga ya nahi! 🙃 Lekin community badi hoti gayi, toh fas gaye! Pehle “ads dekh ke ameer bano” ka drama chalaya, par jab ad revenue bhar gaya, toh project hilne laga. Community ne ads click karna bandh kar diya aur bola "jab tak listing nahi hoti, tab tak no clicks!" 📉👎 Team ghabra gayi aur ek naya shortcut socha! 🤯
💡 Stellar Network ka shortcut!
Khud ki blockchain banane ka mann nahi kiya, toh seedha Stellar Network ka ride le liya! 🚗💨 Bas ek ready-made system par Pi Coin ka sticker chipka diya aur bola "Ho gaya bhai, done!" 🤦♂️😂
Aapko kya lagta hai? Pi ka future kaisa dikh raha hai? 👀💭 Neeche apni rai do! ⬇️
#PiCoin 📉 #CryptoDrama 🎭 #PiBubbleBurst 💥 #CryptoJoke 🤡
$BTC
6 saal tak Pi Coin team ne humein sapne dikhaye, bola ki yeh "future currency" hai aur sirf ads dekh kar paisa kama sakte ho! 💰👀 Lekin Mainnet launch ke din yeh sab ek bada joke nikla! 🤡 Blockchain kahaan hai? Kahin bhi nahi! Yeh toh ek mobile game ke points jaisa feel ho raha hai! 🎮🤣
😂 Sabse zyada mazedar baat?
Pi Coin ki apni team hi sure nahi thi ki yeh coin kabhi list hoga ya nahi! 🙃 Lekin community badi hoti gayi, toh fas gaye! Pehle “ads dekh ke ameer bano” ka drama chalaya, par jab ad revenue bhar gaya, toh project hilne laga. Community ne ads click karna bandh kar diya aur bola "jab tak listing nahi hoti, tab tak no clicks!" 📉👎 Team ghabra gayi aur ek naya shortcut socha! 🤯
💡 Stellar Network ka shortcut!
Khud ki blockchain banane ka mann nahi kiya, toh seedha Stellar Network ka ride le liya! 🚗💨 Bas ek ready-made system par Pi Coin ka sticker chipka diya aur bola "Ho gaya bhai, done!" 🤦♂️😂
Aapko kya lagta hai? Pi ka future kaisa dikh raha hai? 👀💭 Neeche apni rai do! ⬇️
#PiCoin 📉 #CryptoDrama 🎭 #PiBubbleBurst 💥 #CryptoJoke 🤡
What did the Bitcoin say to the altcoin at the bar?
“You’re a little down today, huh? Don’t worry, we’ll both rise again!” 😆
#CryptoJoke #BTC #altcoins $BTC #ToTheMoon🌕✨
“You’re a little down today, huh? Don’t worry, we’ll both rise again!” 😆
#CryptoJoke #BTC #altcoins $BTC #ToTheMoon🌕✨
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On Binance, two holders are discussing their trades. One says:
— Listen, I bought Bitcoin, and it dropped!
The other laughs:
— You just don’t know how to "hold" properly!
The first one is puzzled:
— How?
The second replies:
— Just hold it so that it doesn’t see how worried you are!
#BTC
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$BTC
— Listen, I bought Bitcoin, and it dropped!
The other laughs:
— You just don’t know how to "hold" properly!
The first one is puzzled:
— How?
The second replies:
— Just hold it so that it doesn’t see how worried you are!
#BTC
#CryptoJoke
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Stop-loss is like car insurance: everyone knows it’s necessary, but no one wants to use it!
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Why do whales always know everything?
Because they held candles.
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Because they held candles.
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If you get banned — don't be sad. This could be the start of your $25 million startup. 😉
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#Tramp
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
Meta will pay Trump $25 million for blocking his accounts on social media!!
Donald Trump sued Meta in 2021, claiming he was unfairly censored — at that time, his accounts on Facebook and Instagram were blocked after the riots at the Capitol on January 6.
Now he will receive 25 million dollars for this 🤯
$TRUMP
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Judging by the fall, Trump is a cheap shot )
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$TRUMP
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What do a crypto analyst and schoolchildren have in common before gym class?
At some point, they all change their shoes.🔄
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At some point, they all change their shoes.🔄
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Why are swing traders always so passionate? Because they know how to "switch" between positions and never miss the moment to "enter"!
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Bitcoin fell so hard that even Satoshi Nakamoto came back and asked: "What's going on here?"
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Why will traders never die virgins?
Because the volatility will have everyone.
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Because the volatility will have everyone.
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Investing in $TRUMP is like dating your ex: fun at first, then only torment and a desire to return to "normal life".
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Why doesn't Elon Musk worry about his crypto?
He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
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He knows that if it falls, it can always be lifted with "X"!
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Why are traders on Binance always in good shape?
Because they are constantly "jumping" between assets.
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Because they are constantly "jumping" between assets.
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How do swing traders choose their "candles"? They look at the length — the longer, the more interesting the "signal"!
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