CryptoInsomnia

I'll check the charts one last time before bed.

3 hours later… you’re deep into pump.fun reading about $DOORCOIN.

Bro… you don’t need alpha.

You need sleep.

$SOL

#CryptoInsomnia #PumpFunNights #K0B7

The Crypto Trader's Sleep Saga 😴💰
Once upon a time in Cryptoland... 🏙️
Day 1: "I'll just check the charts before bed," said the newbie trader. 8 hours of blissful sleep. 😊💤
Month 1: "Ooh, Asian markets are opening!" 6 hours of sleep, but still functional. 🌏👀
Month 3: "Must. Watch. Every. Candle." Sleep? What's that? 4 hours if lucky. 📊😳
Month 6: "Is that the sun rising? But... but... the 1-minute chart!" 2 hours of naps between trades. ☀️😵
Year 1: "Sleep is for the weak. I've transcended human needs." 20-minute power naps while charts load. 🦸‍♂️💻
The moral of the story? In crypto, sleep is the real moon that's hard to reach! 🌙🚀
Remember, folks: A well-rested trader is a smart trader. Don't let your sleep chart look like a crashing altcoin! 📉🛌
#CryptoInsomnia #SleepIsNotForWeakHands #HODLYourPillow #Square $ZRX #ZRX