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Alright Binance Square, confession time! What's the most hilariously wrong crypto prediction you ever made involving Shiba Inu (SHIB)? Did you think it would flip Doge? Did you bet your lunch money on it hitting a penny? šŸ˜‚ Let's share our "to the moon" dreams that ended up more like "down to earth with a bump"! Sharing our funny fails can make us all feel better. What's one SHIB-related prediction you're still slightly embarrassed about? 🤣 #SHIB #ShibaInuSurge #CryptoFails #BinanceSquare $SHIB {spot}(SHIBUSDT)
Alright Binance Square, confession time! What's the most hilariously wrong crypto prediction you ever made involving Shiba Inu (SHIB)? Did you think it would flip Doge? Did you bet your lunch money on it hitting a penny? šŸ˜‚ Let's share our "to the moon" dreams that ended up more like "down to earth with a bump"! Sharing our funny fails can make us all feel better. What's one SHIB-related prediction you're still slightly embarrassed about? 🤣 #SHIB #ShibaInuSurge #CryptoFails #BinanceSquare $SHIB
šŸ’ø What’s the dumbest coin you ever bought? Be real — we’ve all fallen for at least one hype coin šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø I’ll go first... (but only if you do too šŸ˜…) #CryptoFails
šŸ’ø What’s the dumbest coin you ever bought?

Be real — we’ve all fallen for at least one hype coin šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
I’ll go first... (but only if you do too šŸ˜…)

#CryptoFails
Flossie Zomora Cc3G:
Bitcoin!!! It's a waste of time. while time passes, other cryptos continue to make a profit!!!
Alright Binance Square crew, Saturday night confessions time! What's one slightly embarrassing crypto mistake you've made that you're willing to admit? Maybe you bought the top, sold the bottom, or sent crypto to the wrong address (we've all been there, right?). šŸ˜‚ Sharing our bloopers can make us all feel a little less alone in this crazy crypto world! What's one crypto term you pretended to understand but totally didn't? Spill the beans! šŸ˜‰ #CryptoFails #BinanceSquareBTC #SaturdayNight
Alright Binance Square crew, Saturday night confessions time! What's one slightly embarrassing crypto mistake you've made that you're willing to admit? Maybe you bought the top, sold the bottom, or sent crypto to the wrong address (we've all been there, right?). šŸ˜‚ Sharing our bloopers can make us all feel a little less alone in this crazy crypto world! What's one crypto term you pretended to understand but totally didn't? Spill the beans! šŸ˜‰ #CryptoFails #BinanceSquareBTC #SaturdayNight
šŸ˜‚ EGLD: The ā€œNext Big Thingā€ That Never Happened Remember when MultiversX (formerly Elrond) and its native token EGLD were hyped as the future of blockchain? Fast-forward to April 2025: EGLD is limping along at $14.21, and the dream is all but dead. Despite endless developer updates, fancy branding, and ā€œcommunity sessions,ā€ the market couldn’t care less. The hype train has officially derailed — and the wreckage is ugly. Price outlook? Bleak. Analysts suggest EGLD might stagnate between $12.63 and $18.42 this year — hardly exciting for a project once touted as revolutionary. Even the most delusional optimists are only whispering targets like $20.09 by December. That’s not mooning. That’s crawling. And let’s talk performance: Down 65% in the past year Down 91% from its all-time high Down bad in investor confidence It’s not a correction. It’s a collapse. Yet, some still clutch their bags like it’s 2021. Truth is, EGLD became the ā€œNext Big Thingā€ — just not in the way investors hoped. More like the Next Big Disappointment. The worst part? Most won’t realize it until their portfolio is already ashes. #EGLD #MultiversX #CryptoFails #RealityCheck
šŸ˜‚ EGLD: The ā€œNext Big Thingā€ That Never Happened

Remember when MultiversX (formerly Elrond) and its native token EGLD were hyped as the future of blockchain? Fast-forward to April 2025: EGLD is limping along at $14.21, and the dream is all but dead.

Despite endless developer updates, fancy branding, and ā€œcommunity sessions,ā€ the market couldn’t care less. The hype train has officially derailed — and the wreckage is ugly.

Price outlook? Bleak. Analysts suggest EGLD might stagnate between $12.63 and $18.42 this year — hardly exciting for a project once touted as revolutionary. Even the most delusional optimists are only whispering targets like $20.09 by December. That’s not mooning. That’s crawling.

And let’s talk performance:

Down 65% in the past year

Down 91% from its all-time high

Down bad in investor confidence

It’s not a correction. It’s a collapse.

Yet, some still clutch their bags like it’s 2021. Truth is, EGLD became the ā€œNext Big Thingā€ — just not in the way investors hoped. More like the Next Big Disappointment.

The worst part? Most won’t realize it until their portfolio is already ashes.

#EGLD #MultiversX #CryptoFails #RealityCheck
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🚨 BYBIT JUST GOT HACKED! 🚨 A hacker just stole $1.5 BILLION worth of $ETH from Bybit... 🤯🤯🤯 But wait… BIG MISTAKE! 🤔 Bro really thought he could run away with $1.5B in 2025? 🤣 šŸ“ Reality Check: šŸ”¹ Every transaction is tracked. šŸ”¹ Exchanges + law enforcement are watching. šŸ”¹ He can never spend it. Like, EVER. šŸ’” Smart Move? He could've just reported the exploit and gotten a fat bounty—maybe $10M-$30M FREE & LEGAL! šŸ’° Instead, he’s now sitting on $1.5B of unspendable ETH šŸ’€ Hack smarter, not harder in 2025. 🫠 #BybitHack #CryptoFails #BybitSecurityBreach #Vote-PIOnBinanceYesOrNo #BinanceAlphaAlert
🚨 BYBIT JUST GOT HACKED! 🚨

A hacker just stole $1.5 BILLION worth of $ETH from Bybit... 🤯🤯🤯

But wait… BIG MISTAKE! 🤔

Bro really thought he could run away with $1.5B in 2025? 🤣

šŸ“ Reality Check:
šŸ”¹ Every transaction is tracked.
šŸ”¹ Exchanges + law enforcement are watching.
šŸ”¹ He can never spend it. Like, EVER.

šŸ’” Smart Move?
He could've just reported the exploit and gotten a fat bounty—maybe $10M-$30M FREE & LEGAL! šŸ’°

Instead, he’s now sitting on $1.5B of unspendable ETH šŸ’€

Hack smarter, not harder in 2025. 🫠

#BybitHack #CryptoFails #BybitSecurityBreach #Vote-PIOnBinanceYesOrNo #BinanceAlphaAlert
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šŸ» A user with bad luck paid over $70,000 in fees when converting some of their cryptocurrencies! A "slip of the finger" was enough to be recorded as one of the most expensive technical mistakes in the crypto world this year! šŸ’ø Instead of a smooth and quick transfer, the process turned into an unforgettable financial shock… just because the fee details weren't reviewed carefully. In the Bitcoin network, every mistake is paid for in hard currency – literally. ā€¼ļø In a decentralized world, there is no "undo" button or customer service to save you. You are the first and last responsible for your money… and your mistakes as well. āš ļø So, dear "unknown" behind the screen, review every field, every zero, every option. Don't let a moment of negligence cost you a small fortune! For the blockchain is unforgiving, and the lesson is always for those who consider. 🧠 Intelligence in crypto is not just about choosing the coin… but in managing the fine details. Was it a victim of inattention? Or an expensive lesson for other users? Time alone will tell… šŸ” Review, verify, then execute #bitcoin #CryptoFails #gasfees #BTCTransaction #FatFinger #BlockchainBlunder #CryptoLessons #CryptoSafety
šŸ» A user with bad luck paid over $70,000 in fees when converting some of their cryptocurrencies!
A "slip of the finger" was enough to be recorded as one of the most expensive technical mistakes in the crypto world this year!

šŸ’ø Instead of a smooth and quick transfer, the process turned into an unforgettable financial shock… just because the fee details weren't reviewed carefully.
In the Bitcoin network, every mistake is paid for in hard currency – literally.

ā€¼ļø In a decentralized world, there is no "undo" button or customer service to save you.
You are the first and last responsible for your money… and your mistakes as well.

āš ļø So, dear "unknown" behind the screen, review every field, every zero, every option.
Don't let a moment of negligence cost you a small fortune!
For the blockchain is unforgiving, and the lesson is always for those who consider.

🧠 Intelligence in crypto is not just about choosing the coin… but in managing the fine details.

Was it a victim of inattention? Or an expensive lesson for other users?
Time alone will tell…

šŸ” Review, verify, then execute

#bitcoin
#CryptoFails
#gasfees
#BTCTransaction
#FatFinger
#BlockchainBlunder
#CryptoLessons
#CryptoSafety
How to Dump $10k in Seconds šŸ’øšŸ’„ šŸ’¤ A trader thought he could be clever and buy crypto the moment a token listed on the decentralized exchange, Jupiter. But with low liquidity, his $10,000 only snagged him 78 $PENGU tokens, worth about $5! šŸ˜…šŸ’ø ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ šŸ—æ These traders, called "snipers," always find the token contract before it's listed, using bots to scoop up tokens as soon as they go live. Then, they dump them after regular traders buy in. This time, though, the sniper made a huge mistake—he bought a token with a ridiculous market cap of $14 trillion! šŸ¤ÆšŸ’£ #CryptoFails #SniperFail #PENGU #CryptoLife $PENGU
How to Dump $10k in Seconds šŸ’øšŸ’„

šŸ’¤ A trader thought he could be clever and buy crypto the moment a token listed on the decentralized exchange, Jupiter. But with low liquidity, his $10,000 only snagged him 78 $PENGU tokens, worth about $5! šŸ˜…šŸ’ø ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ

šŸ—æ These traders, called "snipers," always find the token contract before it's listed, using bots to scoop up tokens as soon as they go live. Then, they dump them after regular traders buy in. This time, though, the sniper made a huge mistake—he bought a token with a ridiculous market cap of $14 trillion! šŸ¤ÆšŸ’£

#CryptoFails #SniperFail #PENGU #CryptoLife
$PENGU
šŸ˜‚ How to Get Rich in Crypto (While Doing Absolutely Everything Wrong)! šŸš€Introduction Do you want to become a crypto millionaire overnight without any effort? Of course, you do! šŸ˜† Forget research, strategy, or common sense—just follow this foolproof guide, and you'll be rich in no time (or completely broke, but let’s not focus on that)! šŸ’øšŸ”„ (Disclaimer: This is 100% satire—don't actually do this… unless you want to learn the hard way!) --- 1ļøāƒ£ Invest Based on Your Feelings ā¤ļøšŸ˜‚ Technical analysis? Market trends? Who needs that? Just follow your heart! šŸ’• If a coin feels like a winner, dump all your money into it. The universe rewards good vibes, right? (Spoiler: The market does not care about your feelings.) --- 2ļøāƒ£ Buy Anything with "Inu" or "Shiba" in the Name šŸ¶šŸš€ If it has a cute dog logo, it’s obviously the next Bitcoin! Forget about utility, partnerships, or real-world use—just ape in! After all, that one meme coin made someone rich once… so it must happen again! šŸ˜‚ --- 3ļøāƒ£ Trust Random Strangers on Twitter and Discord! šŸ‘€šŸ¤” DYOR (Do Your Own Research)? Nah, just listen to "CryptoGuru420" on Twitter. If they say, "This coin will 100x tomorrow!" it must be true! Why would a stranger on the internet lie? 🫠 --- 4ļøāƒ£ YOLO Your Life Savings on a Single Coin! šŸ’øšŸ¤£ Diversification is for cowards. Real crypto traders go all in on one project and pray for the best. If it moons, you’re a genius. If it crashes, well… at least you have an exciting story for your grandchildren! --- 5ļøāƒ£ Sell the Second It Dips 5%! šŸ˜±šŸ“‰ Diamond hands? Nope. The moment your investment drops even slightly, panic-sell everything! Then, when it skyrockets later, complain that the market is rigged against you. šŸ˜‚ --- šŸ’” Summary If you actually want to succeed in crypto, do the exact opposite of everything above. Do your research, diversify, manage risk, and don’t let emotions control your trades. šŸš€ But hey, if you have followed any of these terrible strategies, tell us your funniest trading fails in the comments! šŸ˜‚šŸ‘‡ #CryptoFails #ToTheMoonOrToTheGutter šŸš€

šŸ˜‚ How to Get Rich in Crypto (While Doing Absolutely Everything Wrong)! šŸš€

Introduction
Do you want to become a crypto millionaire overnight without any effort? Of course, you do! šŸ˜† Forget research, strategy, or common sense—just follow this foolproof guide, and you'll be rich in no time (or completely broke, but let’s not focus on that)! šŸ’øšŸ”„ (Disclaimer: This is 100% satire—don't actually do this… unless you want to learn the hard way!)

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1ļøāƒ£ Invest Based on Your Feelings ā¤ļøšŸ˜‚

Technical analysis? Market trends? Who needs that? Just follow your heart! šŸ’• If a coin feels like a winner, dump all your money into it. The universe rewards good vibes, right? (Spoiler: The market does not care about your feelings.)

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2ļøāƒ£ Buy Anything with "Inu" or "Shiba" in the Name šŸ¶šŸš€

If it has a cute dog logo, it’s obviously the next Bitcoin! Forget about utility, partnerships, or real-world use—just ape in! After all, that one meme coin made someone rich once… so it must happen again! šŸ˜‚

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3ļøāƒ£ Trust Random Strangers on Twitter and Discord! šŸ‘€šŸ¤”

DYOR (Do Your Own Research)? Nah, just listen to "CryptoGuru420" on Twitter. If they say, "This coin will 100x tomorrow!" it must be true! Why would a stranger on the internet lie? 🫠

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4ļøāƒ£ YOLO Your Life Savings on a Single Coin! šŸ’øšŸ¤£

Diversification is for cowards. Real crypto traders go all in on one project and pray for the best. If it moons, you’re a genius. If it crashes, well… at least you have an exciting story for your grandchildren!

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5ļøāƒ£ Sell the Second It Dips 5%! šŸ˜±šŸ“‰

Diamond hands? Nope. The moment your investment drops even slightly, panic-sell everything! Then, when it skyrockets later, complain that the market is rigged against you. šŸ˜‚

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šŸ’” Summary

If you actually want to succeed in crypto, do the exact opposite of everything above. Do your research, diversify, manage risk, and don’t let emotions control your trades. šŸš€ But hey, if you have followed any of these terrible strategies, tell us your funniest trading fails in the comments! šŸ˜‚šŸ‘‡

#CryptoFails #ToTheMoonOrToTheGutter šŸš€
BREAKING: One typo just cost a guy $60,000 in Bitcoin fees. Not a hack. Not a scam. Just... panic, a custom fee field, and a decimal in the wrong spot. Here’s how it went down: šŸ‘‡ Story time... šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø A Bitcoiner sent a transaction. It was slow. He got impatient. So he used ā€œReplace-by-Feeā€ (RBF) to speed it up. šŸ’» He meant to type 30.5 sats/byte But accidentally typed... 305,692 sats/byte. šŸ’€ That’s 0.75 $BTC . Gone. Forever. Not to another wallet. Not to a hacker. To the miners. As a tip. A $60,000 tip. 😬 This is what we call: The most expensive typo in crypto this week. šŸ’” The lesson? Crypto doesn’t forgive fat fingers. One tiny number. One wrong field. And boom — goodbye tuition, car, or down payment. šŸ‘€ Think it can’t happen to you? Even pros mess up under pressure. šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø So, be honest—what would YOU do if this happened to you? Cry in the shower? Plead with the mining pool? Or just accept the blockchain gods wanted a sacrifice? Tag your crypto crew. This is your ā€œCHECK YOUR TX FEESā€ reminder. āš ļø #bitcoin #CryptoFails #Web3 #BTC #thecryptoheadquarters {spot}(BTCUSDT)
BREAKING: One typo just cost a guy $60,000 in Bitcoin fees.

Not a hack.
Not a scam.
Just... panic, a custom fee field, and a decimal in the wrong spot.

Here’s how it went down:

šŸ‘‡ Story time...

šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø A Bitcoiner sent a transaction.
It was slow. He got impatient.
So he used ā€œReplace-by-Feeā€ (RBF) to speed it up.

šŸ’» He meant to type 30.5 sats/byte
But accidentally typed... 305,692 sats/byte.

šŸ’€ That’s 0.75 $BTC .
Gone.
Forever.

Not to another wallet.
Not to a hacker.
To the miners. As a tip.

A $60,000 tip. 😬
This is what we call:

The most expensive typo in crypto this week.

šŸ’” The lesson?
Crypto doesn’t forgive fat fingers.

One tiny number. One wrong field. And boom — goodbye tuition, car, or down payment.

šŸ‘€ Think it can’t happen to you?
Even pros mess up under pressure.

šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø So, be honest—what would YOU do if this happened to you?

Cry in the shower?
Plead with the mining pool?
Or just accept the blockchain gods wanted a sacrifice?

Tag your crypto crew.
This is your ā€œCHECK YOUR TX FEESā€ reminder. āš ļø

#bitcoin #CryptoFails #Web3 #BTC #thecryptoheadquarters
šŸš€ When You Buy the Dip… But It Keeps Dipping! šŸ“‰šŸ’€ šŸ˜‚ Me checking my Binance portfolio: šŸ“‰ -50% … ā€œOkay, it’s just a correction.ā€ šŸ“‰ -70% … ā€œLong-term investment, right?ā€ šŸ“‰ -90% … "Maybe I should’ve bought food instead…" Tag a friend who’s still HODLing! šŸ’ŖšŸ”„ #BinanceMemesDaily #CryptoFails #HODLOrCry
šŸš€ When You Buy the Dip… But It Keeps Dipping! šŸ“‰šŸ’€

šŸ˜‚ Me checking my Binance portfolio:
šŸ“‰ -50% … ā€œOkay, it’s just a correction.ā€
šŸ“‰ -70% … ā€œLong-term investment, right?ā€
šŸ“‰ -90% … "Maybe I should’ve bought food instead…"

Tag a friend who’s still HODLing! šŸ’ŖšŸ”„ #BinanceMemesDaily #CryptoFails #HODLOrCry
BREAKING: One typo just cost a guy $60,000 in Bitcoin fees. Not a hack. Not a scam. Just... panic, a custom fee field, and a decimal in the wrong spot. Here’s how it went down: šŸ‘‡ Story time... šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø A Bitcoiner sent a transaction. It was slow. He got impatient. So he used ā€œReplace-by-Feeā€ (RBF) to speed it up. šŸ’» He meant to type 30.5 sats/byte But accidentally typed... 305,692 sats/byte. šŸ’€ That’s 0.75 $BTC . Gone. Forever. Not to another wallet. Not to a hacker. To the miners. As a tip. A $60,000 tip. 😬 This is what we call: The most expensive typo in crypto this week. šŸ’” The lesson? Crypto doesn’t forgive fat fingers. One tiny number. One wrong field. And boom — goodbye tuition, car, or down payment. šŸ‘€ Think it can’t happen to you? Even pros mess up under pressure. šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø So, be honest—what would YOU do if this happened to you? Cry in the shower? Plead with the mining pool? Or just accept the blockchain gods wanted a sacrifice? Tag your crypto crew. This is your ā€œCHECK YOUR TX FEESā€ reminder. āš ļø #bitcoin #CryptoFails #Web3 #BTC #thecryptoheadquarters {spot}(BTCUSDT)
BREAKING: One typo just cost a guy $60,000 in Bitcoin fees.

Not a hack.
Not a scam.
Just... panic, a custom fee field, and a decimal in the wrong spot.

Here’s how it went down:

šŸ‘‡ Story time...

šŸ§ā€ā™‚ļø A Bitcoiner sent a transaction.
It was slow. He got impatient.
So he used ā€œReplace-by-Feeā€ (RBF) to speed it up.

šŸ’» He meant to type 30.5 sats/byte
But accidentally typed... 305,692 sats/byte.

šŸ’€ That’s 0.75 $BTC .
Gone.
Forever.

Not to another wallet.
Not to a hacker.
To the miners. As a tip.

A $60,000 tip. 😬
This is what we call:

The most expensive typo in crypto this week.

šŸ’” The lesson?
Crypto doesn’t forgive fat fingers.

One tiny number. One wrong field. And boom — goodbye tuition, car, or down payment.

šŸ‘€ Think it can’t happen to you?
Even pros mess up under pressure.

šŸ™‹ā€ā™‚ļø So, be honest—what would YOU do if this happened to you?

Cry in the shower?
Plead with the mining pool?
Or just accept the blockchain gods wanted a sacrifice?

Tag your crypto crew.
This is your ā€œCHECK YOUR TX FEESā€ reminder. āš ļø

#bitcoin #CryptoFails #Web3 #BTC #thecryptoheadquarters
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