#SaylorBTCPurchase MicroStrategy: The Company That Fell in Love with Bitcoin
Imagine if your local pizza shop suddenly started using all its profits—and even borrowed money—to buy lottery tickets. That's basically what MicroStrategy did… but with Bitcoin.
Here's the simple breakdown:
1. Old Business: Sold boring computer software to companies (yawn)
2. New Business: Uses all its money (and loans!) to buy Bitcoin (🚀)
3. Result: Now owns over $15 billion worth—making it the world's richest "software company" that doesn't care about software
Why It's Funny:
- The CEO (Michael Saylor) tweets about Bitcoin like a teenager in love
- They could rename to "Bitcoin Bank" but keep the old name for appearances
- Every time Bitcoin's price drops, they just… buy more (like someone doubling down on pizza toppings)
What Beginners Should Know:
- This isn't normal company behavior (your boss wouldn't do this)
- It's either genius or crazy (history will decide)
- The stock (MSTR) now acts like Bitcoin's hype meter
Final Thought:
MicroStrategy is what happens when a CEO becomes too online. Will it work? Ask again when Bitcoin hits $1 million.
(Disclaimer: Please don't put your company's savings into crypto. Unless you're Michael Saylor—then carry on.)
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