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CNN reports: Putin and Trump have developed the first stage of international relations settlement:
1. Renewal of friendly relations between countries
2. Massive liquidity transfer from BTC to altcoins
3. Creation of a state Starknet reserve
4. Allocation of a grant of 5.000$ to altcoin holders
#юмор
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1. Renewal of friendly relations between countries
2. Massive liquidity transfer from BTC to altcoins
3. Creation of a state Starknet reserve
4. Allocation of a grant of 5.000$ to altcoin holders
#юмор
#шутка
chuvashskiy:
Выдача грин кард и CDL всем желающим
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📢Woke up today, peeked into my wallet, and there it is $ETH like: 😴 "Just five more minutes..." Well, where are you going five minutes, dear, the rate is again like on a roller coaster!🎢 Up and down, it's making me dizzy. The main thing is to wake up in time for payday and please the owner with green candles! 🚀💰 #ETH #крипта #криптовалюта #ethereum #meme #юмор #криптоюмор
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💣 Crypto — like an ex-girlfriend
At first, you fall in love, then you suffer… but still, you come back
🙃 I never thought that crypto and relationships could be similar. But for several days now, I've been in this world — and it feels like I've jumped back into 'toxic' relationships.
❤️🔥 At first, everything is beautiful:
Charts shine, coins grow, everyone talks about freedom, passive income, and Lambo. You're on a high. You think — 'Well, that's it, I'm definitely going to get rich now'.
💔 Then comes the first drawdown:
Portfolio — minus 20%.
Panic. I Google 'volatility', 'when will it recover', 'is this normal at all?'
😅 Then jealousy sets in:
A friend bought TON a week before me — he's at +35%.
I'm at -15% and full of doubts. Should I sell? Hold? What if everything takes off right now?..
😵💫 But I keep coming back. Because, like with an ex — you hope that 'this time it will be different'.
🧨 Crypto is toxic love. But damn, is it interesting.
💬 What about you? Has the drawdown already 'hugged' you in the first few days?
Or are you still living in the illusion of eternal growth? 😅
#крипта #Binance #новичок #Крипторынок #юмор
At first, you fall in love, then you suffer… but still, you come back
🙃 I never thought that crypto and relationships could be similar. But for several days now, I've been in this world — and it feels like I've jumped back into 'toxic' relationships.
❤️🔥 At first, everything is beautiful:
Charts shine, coins grow, everyone talks about freedom, passive income, and Lambo. You're on a high. You think — 'Well, that's it, I'm definitely going to get rich now'.
💔 Then comes the first drawdown:
Portfolio — minus 20%.
Panic. I Google 'volatility', 'when will it recover', 'is this normal at all?'
😅 Then jealousy sets in:
A friend bought TON a week before me — he's at +35%.
I'm at -15% and full of doubts. Should I sell? Hold? What if everything takes off right now?..
😵💫 But I keep coming back. Because, like with an ex — you hope that 'this time it will be different'.
🧨 Crypto is toxic love. But damn, is it interesting.
💬 What about you? Has the drawdown already 'hugged' you in the first few days?
Or are you still living in the illusion of eternal growth? 😅
#крипта #Binance #новичок #Крипторынок #юмор
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How to lose $100 in 15 minutes on futures — a guide for the smartest
🔸 Step 1: Take the shoulder ×50. Because why have patience when you can go straight for it — either a Lambo or a house on mortgage.
🔸 Step 2: Enter the deal “by eye.” Charts are all a conspiracy.
🔸 Step 3: Why have a stop-loss? It limits freedom!
🔸 Step 4: Average down until victory. Bets only grow.
🔸 Step 5: Check your balance. It’s empty. That means you are free.
🔸 Step 2: Enter the deal “by eye.” Charts are all a conspiracy.
🔸 Step 3: Why have a stop-loss? It limits freedom!
🔸 Step 4: Average down until victory. Bets only grow.
🔸 Step 5: Check your balance. It’s empty. That means you are free.
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Trader's Dictionary 😂
Moving average - a figurative line that has nothing to do with price movement if you have an open position.
Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking.
Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.
Trend line - an imaginary line on the chart that only changes when you are not looking.
Pattern - a type of candles on the chart that always accurately predicts price movement, except in cases where you opened a trade.
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🧠✨ #CreatorPad — new energy for Binance creators!
Today I learned about the platform #CreatorPad — and fell in love 🫶
Now Binance is not just about assets, but also about the soul of content!
📊 The new attention leaderboard — it's not just about posting, but about conveying meaning: 💫 Regularly
💫 Sincerely
💫 And with love for people (and for the portfolio 😄)
🧘♀️ I am already on my way — mixing: — motivation of the soul
— cleansing from clutter (internal and cryptocurrency)
— news and humor in story format
— and, of course, feminine power 💃
🔔 If you also write not for likes, but for meaning — join us.
#CreatorPad is just starting, and this is our chance to make ourselves known 🌍✨
#BinanceSquare #CryptoMom #WomenInCrypto #PathToSelf #Motivation #Education #Юмор
Today I learned about the platform #CreatorPad — and fell in love 🫶
Now Binance is not just about assets, but also about the soul of content!
📊 The new attention leaderboard — it's not just about posting, but about conveying meaning: 💫 Regularly
💫 Sincerely
💫 And with love for people (and for the portfolio 😄)
🧘♀️ I am already on my way — mixing: — motivation of the soul
— cleansing from clutter (internal and cryptocurrency)
— news and humor in story format
— and, of course, feminine power 💃
🔔 If you also write not for likes, but for meaning — join us.
#CreatorPad is just starting, and this is our chance to make ourselves known 🌍✨
#BinanceSquare #CryptoMom #WomenInCrypto #PathToSelf #Motivation #Education #Юмор
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🚨So, crypto brothers, how is your $ACE doing? I hope it's not like that lonely sock after washing, which seems to exist, but there's no pair for it 🧦😂. They say it has potential... well, the same as my ability to get up with the first alarm in the morning ⏰😴. But we believe, right? We’re slowly accumulating, waiting for that very rocket 🚀, which seems to be stuck somewhere between Pluto and McDonald's 🍔🪐. The main thing is not to sell when you see a loss the size of your annual salary 💸😭. Let's hang in there! 💪💎 #ACE #крипта #юмор #hodl #надежда
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Explanatory dictionary to help beginners
Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader
Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor
🙈😂
I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan))
And who are you? 😉
#юмор
Portfolio investor - unsuccessful trader
Strategic investor - unsuccessful portfolio investor
🙈😂
I am currently a trader, but already have a backup plan))
And who are you? 😉
#юмор
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🤣 TOP-5 phrases after which you will definitely lose your deposit:
1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!"
...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲
2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!"
Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶♂️
3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?"
Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall!
4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!"
Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸
5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!"
Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano!
$BTC #юмор $SOL
1. "I will just buy more now and it will definitely turn around!"
...and in 5 minutes a new minimum begins. Lived with hope, died with a deposit. 🥲
2. "I’m all in, but with a short stop!"
Stop-loss is just a myth, and the investment turns into a dry cracker... 🍞🚶♂️
3. "It’s already at the bottom, where can it fall?"
Where you see the bottom, the market sees only a new low. 🏔️💥 — a springboard for the next fall!
4. "This is an AI coin, it can’t be a scam!"
Yes, of course, a scam will look like an innovation 🤖✨. Just that innovators run away with your money. 🏃💸
5. "I went long on BTC at 100x — a Lambo is coming soon!"
Lambo is around the corner, and you’re already in the red zone at 100x. 🚗🔥 Like a tourist without a map on a volcano!
$BTC #юмор $SOL
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🔥 🤣
😂 Fun moments with crypto are one of the main components! But at our exchange, you can not only smile but also earn!
💼 Instant exchanges rubles ↔ crypto without unnecessary worries
🔒 The security of your funds is our priority
🌍 International payments without borders and difficulties
💰 Low fees and completely transparent conditions
#юмор $BTC $ETH $BNB
😂 Fun moments with crypto are one of the main components! But at our exchange, you can not only smile but also earn!
💼 Instant exchanges rubles ↔ crypto without unnecessary worries
🔒 The security of your funds is our priority
🌍 International payments without borders and difficulties
💰 Low fees and completely transparent conditions
#юмор $BTC $ETH $BNB
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📢I wake up in the morning, look at the chart $ETH ... 👀 It seems it's decided to play "rollercoaster" again without my permission! 🎢 Well, no worries, I'm holding my virtual coins tight! 💪 Maybe it's just trying to catch up with that rocket 🚀 everyone is talking about? 😂 The main thing is not to lose a couple of zeros on the way! 🙏 #ETH #крипта #юмор #держимся
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