#Криптоюмор #Binance $BTC 😂 The crypto market today, if it were a person:
— Bitcoin: "I just want to grow peacefully, and you’re panicking again because of the Fed…"
— Ethereum: "I’m not slow! I’m just building Layer-2, Layer-3, and Layer-eternity!"
— XRP: "I’m in court again, but everything is under control… sort of…"
— Shiba Inu: "I’m still important if you add .AI to the name!"
— Binance Coin (BNB): "At least everything is stable for me. I hope."
📉 Trader after 5 minutes on the chart:
– “I lost everything. Wait… I’m back in the green! Wait… not again…”
📈 Trader after 10 minutes:
– “Time to buy a farm and grow potatoes. Wait, Bitcoin is going up!”
📌 Moral:
In crypto, the main thing is not to panic…
And then not to panic about panicking.
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