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⚰️ A funeral company in Korea allegedly YOLO’d customer money into leveraged #crypto stocks
The firm, which collects prepaid funds for future funeral services, reportedly invested client money into a 2x leveraged #etf tied to BitMine — basically “Strategy, but for $ETH .”
The problem?
#ETH has been struggling for months. 📉
BitMine shares kept falling… and with 2x leverage, the losses accelerated twice as fast.
Result: around $33M reportedly vanished, and now it’s unclear whether the company can fully refund customers. 🤷
Imagine paying in advance for your funeral and discovering the money was being used to long #Ethereum with leverage. 🙀
Crypto adoption has officially reached the afterlife.
At this point, somewhere there’s probably a portfolio manager explaining:
“Your grandmother’s memorial fund got liquidated at support.” 😭
#TrumpOrdersFedCryptoPaymentRailsReview @WISE PUMPS
The firm, which collects prepaid funds for future funeral services, reportedly invested client money into a 2x leveraged #etf tied to BitMine — basically “Strategy, but for $ETH .”
The problem?
#ETH has been struggling for months. 📉
BitMine shares kept falling… and with 2x leverage, the losses accelerated twice as fast.
Result: around $33M reportedly vanished, and now it’s unclear whether the company can fully refund customers. 🤷
Imagine paying in advance for your funeral and discovering the money was being used to long #Ethereum with leverage. 🙀
Crypto adoption has officially reached the afterlife.
At this point, somewhere there’s probably a portfolio manager explaining:
“Your grandmother’s memorial fund got liquidated at support.” 😭
#TrumpOrdersFedCryptoPaymentRailsReview @WISE PUMPS
🏆 Ordered gold delivery to his house… received a criminal case instead 🚓
US and German authorities reportedly tracked down the alleged admin of Dream #market — one of the biggest darknet marketplaces of the 2010s. 🕵️♀️🥷
🔎💵 According to investigators, the man moved over $2M from old $BTC wallets into physical gold… and then allegedly had the bars shipped directly to his home in #Germany .
Authorities ended up seizing:
▪️ $1.7M in gold
▪️ cash
▪️ crypto assets
Imagine surviving the darknet era, #bitcoin tracing, #blockchain analytics, and international investigations…
…only to get defeated by your own delivery address. 🙀
Somewhere a Fed agent probably saw the gold shipment and whispered:
“Bro literally selected home delivery.” 😁
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
US and German authorities reportedly tracked down the alleged admin of Dream #market — one of the biggest darknet marketplaces of the 2010s. 🕵️♀️🥷
🔎💵 According to investigators, the man moved over $2M from old $BTC wallets into physical gold… and then allegedly had the bars shipped directly to his home in #Germany .
Authorities ended up seizing:
▪️ $1.7M in gold
▪️ cash
▪️ crypto assets
Imagine surviving the darknet era, #bitcoin tracing, #blockchain analytics, and international investigations…
…only to get defeated by your own delivery address. 🙀
Somewhere a Fed agent probably saw the gold shipment and whispered:
“Bro literally selected home delivery.” 😁
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
🇺🇸 The #Trump administration might be the most crypto-native government ever assembled
Almost 70 White House officials reportedly disclosed a combined $193M in #crypto holdings — with Trump himself accounting for roughly $51M. 💵
Meanwhile, under #biden : exactly zero officials reported owning crypto.
So the US government officially evolved from “#bitcoin is dangerous” to “sir, my meme coin portfolio is down 84%.” 🐶
At this point, there’s a decent chance someone in the White House:
▸ bought the $TRUMP top;
▸ aped into $MELANIA after a tweet;
▸ and now calls every rugpull “market volatility.”
The scary part isn’t that politicians own crypto anymore.
It’s that some of them probably think they’re good traders. 👀
#SenateCurbsIranWarPowersBTCBounces @WISE PUMPS
Almost 70 White House officials reportedly disclosed a combined $193M in #crypto holdings — with Trump himself accounting for roughly $51M. 💵
Meanwhile, under #biden : exactly zero officials reported owning crypto.
So the US government officially evolved from “#bitcoin is dangerous” to “sir, my meme coin portfolio is down 84%.” 🐶
At this point, there’s a decent chance someone in the White House:
▸ bought the $TRUMP top;
▸ aped into $MELANIA after a tweet;
▸ and now calls every rugpull “market volatility.”
The scary part isn’t that politicians own crypto anymore.
It’s that some of them probably think they’re good traders. 👀
#SenateCurbsIranWarPowersBTCBounces @WISE PUMPS
😳 One guy spent 11 years trying to recover access to 5 $BTC — and apparently Claude solved it
According to the story, he had tried around 7 trillion password combinations over the years without success.
Out of desperation, he uploaded files from his old laptop into Anthropic’s Claude.
The AI reportedly sifted through years of random junk files, located an old #Wallet file, and helped recover the private keys! 🙀
Potentially the highest #ROI AI conversation ever:
“Hey Claude, can you check this folder?”
→ finds forgotten Bitcoin fortune 🔥
#GoogleLaunchesGemini3.5Flash @WISE PUMPS
According to the story, he had tried around 7 trillion password combinations over the years without success.
Out of desperation, he uploaded files from his old laptop into Anthropic’s Claude.
The AI reportedly sifted through years of random junk files, located an old #Wallet file, and helped recover the private keys! 🙀
Potentially the highest #ROI AI conversation ever:
“Hey Claude, can you check this folder?”
→ finds forgotten Bitcoin fortune 🔥
#GoogleLaunchesGemini3.5Flash @WISE PUMPS
📊 Analysis: #TOTAL2 💲
⌛ 1D
Altcoins Market Cap + #Ethereum ✔️
TOTAL2 is looking extremely strong right now 💪
All major sell-side #liquidity up to around $1.2T has been cleared 🕯
And structurally, the path for further upside looks much cleaner now🔼📈
💰 @WISE PUMPS #GoogleLaunchesGemini3.5Flash
⌛ 1D
Altcoins Market Cap + #Ethereum ✔️
TOTAL2 is looking extremely strong right now 💪
All major sell-side #liquidity up to around $1.2T has been cleared 🕯
And structurally, the path for further upside looks much cleaner now🔼📈
💰 @WISE PUMPS #GoogleLaunchesGemini3.5Flash
#openledger $OPEN
ETH Recovery Checklist
#Ethereum has stopped falling aggressively, but the recovery is still not confirmed. $ETH is stabilizing above $2,050, while bears remain active below the main resistance zone.
1. Hold the base
The first task for buyers is to defend $2,050–$2,020. If this area breaks, #ETH could return toward $1,940–$1,920.
2. Reclaim resistance
The first recovery barrier is near $2,150–$2,175. ETH needs to clear this range before the move can look stronger.
3. Break the bearish ceiling
The main resistance sits around $2,200. A clean move above it could shift momentum toward $2,250, then $2,320–$2,350.
4. Watch momentum
RSI is back above 50, but ETH still trades below the 100-hour SMA, so the setup remains cautious rather than clearly bullish.
Takeaway: ETH is trying to stabilize after the selloff, but the chart still favors sellers until price reclaims $2,200. For now, this looks more like a pause in downside pressure than a confirmed reversal.
buy and trade $ETH here
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ETH Recovery Checklist
#Ethereum has stopped falling aggressively, but the recovery is still not confirmed. $ETH is stabilizing above $2,050, while bears remain active below the main resistance zone.
1. Hold the base
The first task for buyers is to defend $2,050–$2,020. If this area breaks, #ETH could return toward $1,940–$1,920.
2. Reclaim resistance
The first recovery barrier is near $2,150–$2,175. ETH needs to clear this range before the move can look stronger.
3. Break the bearish ceiling
The main resistance sits around $2,200. A clean move above it could shift momentum toward $2,250, then $2,320–$2,350.
4. Watch momentum
RSI is back above 50, but ETH still trades below the 100-hour SMA, so the setup remains cautious rather than clearly bullish.
Takeaway: ETH is trying to stabilize after the selloff, but the chart still favors sellers until price reclaims $2,200. For now, this looks more like a pause in downside pressure than a confirmed reversal.
buy and trade $ETH here
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
💥 Futures (Free #signal )
🔴 #SHORT📉
$COMP /USDT
Entry zone : 23.71 - 23.02
Take Profits :
22.90
22.20
21.51
20.82
20.12
Stop loss :24.6314
#Leverage : 10x
buy and trade $COMP here
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🔴 #SHORT📉
$COMP /USDT
Entry zone : 23.71 - 23.02
Take Profits :
22.90
22.20
21.51
20.82
20.12
Stop loss :24.6314
#Leverage : 10x
buy and trade $COMP here
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🔥 MTC Indicator 🔥
15 Minutes Timeframe
🔴 #SHORT📉
$ESPORTS /USDT
Entry zone : 0.688143 - 0.6681000
Take Profits :
0.6647260
0.6445828
0.6244396
0.6042964
0.5841532
Stop loss :0.714867
#Leverage : 10x
buy and trade $ESPORTS here
🆔 @WISE PUMPS #Trump'sIranAttackDelayed
15 Minutes Timeframe
🔴 #SHORT📉
$ESPORTS /USDT
Entry zone : 0.688143 - 0.6681000
Take Profits :
0.6647260
0.6445828
0.6244396
0.6042964
0.5841532
Stop loss :0.714867
#Leverage : 10x
buy and trade $ESPORTS here
🆔 @WISE PUMPS #Trump'sIranAttackDelayed
#openledger $OPEN
😳 Pavel Durov Trolls Mark Zuckerberg?
The official #Telegram account on Twitter posted a photo of Meta's founder (Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, etc.) kneeling with his tongue out.
Can I buy this in the #Metaverse ?
Earlier: Durov Critiques WhatsApp
😳 Pavel Durov Trolls Mark Zuckerberg?
The official #Telegram account on Twitter posted a photo of Meta's founder (Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram, etc.) kneeling with his tongue out.
Can I buy this in the #Metaverse ?
Earlier: Durov Critiques WhatsApp
🌱 #ChiaNetwork (XCH) - SCAM? Why hasn't the "green Bitcoin" taken off?
(And are there chances for success?)
Initially, the project had it all: #BitTorrent 's creator at the helm, investments from Andreessen Horowitz, an attractive narrative about "green #bitcoin ", hype around hard drive farming, and XCH soaring in price during its early trading days.
Then everything fell apart: farming yields vanished, SSDs failed sooner than expected, the token plummeted nearly 99.9%, the IPO stalled, the team downsized, and the strategic reserve became the company's lifeline.
We wrote an in-depth analysis of why Chia never took off – and whether the #blockchain has a chance for a second life…
❗️Research: read
#CanaanNordicHeatRecoveryMining @WISE PUMPS
(And are there chances for success?)
Initially, the project had it all: #BitTorrent 's creator at the helm, investments from Andreessen Horowitz, an attractive narrative about "green #bitcoin ", hype around hard drive farming, and XCH soaring in price during its early trading days.
Then everything fell apart: farming yields vanished, SSDs failed sooner than expected, the token plummeted nearly 99.9%, the IPO stalled, the team downsized, and the strategic reserve became the company's lifeline.
We wrote an in-depth analysis of why Chia never took off – and whether the #blockchain has a chance for a second life…
❗️Research: read
#CanaanNordicHeatRecoveryMining @WISE PUMPS
🇯🇵 The ruling party of Japan has officially approved a concept for a next-generation national financial system based on AI and #blockchain .
➠ Japanese authorities envision that in the future, AI agents will autonomously purchase goods and services instead of people, with #blockchain serving as the foundational infrastructure for this economy due to its transparency, programmability, and data protection against tampering.
➠ The concept includes developing a tokenized banking infrastructure and stablecoins in Japanese yen, as well as discussing the #Tokenization of deposits from the Bank of #Japan .
➠ Authorities aim to create a 24/7 on-chain financial system for the "agent economy" and prepare a 5-year investment plan in collaboration with both the government and the private sector.
➠ Additionally, Japan plans to enhance cooperation with Asian countries in the field of AI and blockchain.
#PolymarketNasdaqPredictionMarketPartnership @WISE PUMPS
➠ Japanese authorities envision that in the future, AI agents will autonomously purchase goods and services instead of people, with #blockchain serving as the foundational infrastructure for this economy due to its transparency, programmability, and data protection against tampering.
➠ The concept includes developing a tokenized banking infrastructure and stablecoins in Japanese yen, as well as discussing the #Tokenization of deposits from the Bank of #Japan .
➠ Authorities aim to create a 24/7 on-chain financial system for the "agent economy" and prepare a 5-year investment plan in collaboration with both the government and the private sector.
➠ Additionally, Japan plans to enhance cooperation with Asian countries in the field of AI and blockchain.
#PolymarketNasdaqPredictionMarketPartnership @WISE PUMPS
🇺🇸 #DonaldTrump :
▪Iran:
• We may have to strike #iran again. You’ll know soon if another major strike is needed.
• Yesterday, I was just an hour away from giving the order to strike Iran.
• We are negotiating with Iran. Tehran is begging for a deal.
• We're expecting a response from Iran within a limited time frame—2-3 days, possibly by early next week.
• We're not planning to leave Iran yet. We'll do this right.
• The situation with Iran and oil prices won't last long.
▪Cuba:
• We will help Cuba. I believe we can achieve a diplomatic agreement with Cuba.
• I still don't know if it's about regime change in Cuba.
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
▪Iran:
• We may have to strike #iran again. You’ll know soon if another major strike is needed.
• Yesterday, I was just an hour away from giving the order to strike Iran.
• We are negotiating with Iran. Tehran is begging for a deal.
• We're expecting a response from Iran within a limited time frame—2-3 days, possibly by early next week.
• We're not planning to leave Iran yet. We'll do this right.
• The situation with Iran and oil prices won't last long.
▪Cuba:
• We will help Cuba. I believe we can achieve a diplomatic agreement with Cuba.
• I still don't know if it's about regime change in Cuba.
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
🤔 The #market is once again worried about inflation – Wintermute
➠ US consumer inflation (#cpi ) accelerated to 3.8%, while the yield on 10-year bonds rose to 4.58% – the highest since September 2025. The market now assesses a 44% chance of a Fed rate hike in December.
➠ BTC fell 5.7% over the week, $ETH by 10.2%, and ~$1b was withdrawn from #BitcoinETFs , ending a six-week inflow streak. Recent gains in the crypto market were mainly driven by short squeezes and leveraged long positions, not real spot demand.
➠ New Fed Chair Kevin Warsh is viewed as more "hawkish," and the market has fully abandoned expectations for a rate cut in 2026 over just five trading days.
➠ Brent crude oil rose 8.6% last week amid the ongoing crisis in the Strait of Hormuz. The inflation shock is no longer a temporary issue but is becoming part of a new macro reality.
❗️ The key zone for #BTC now is $76-78k. If the market fails to maintain the range above $75k, Bitcoin could quickly drop to $70k.
buy and sell $BTC and $ETH here
#SolanaAIAgentEconomicImpact @WISE PUMPS
➠ US consumer inflation (#cpi ) accelerated to 3.8%, while the yield on 10-year bonds rose to 4.58% – the highest since September 2025. The market now assesses a 44% chance of a Fed rate hike in December.
➠ BTC fell 5.7% over the week, $ETH by 10.2%, and ~$1b was withdrawn from #BitcoinETFs , ending a six-week inflow streak. Recent gains in the crypto market were mainly driven by short squeezes and leveraged long positions, not real spot demand.
➠ New Fed Chair Kevin Warsh is viewed as more "hawkish," and the market has fully abandoned expectations for a rate cut in 2026 over just five trading days.
➠ Brent crude oil rose 8.6% last week amid the ongoing crisis in the Strait of Hormuz. The inflation shock is no longer a temporary issue but is becoming part of a new macro reality.
❗️ The key zone for #BTC now is $76-78k. If the market fails to maintain the range above $75k, Bitcoin could quickly drop to $70k.
buy and sell $BTC and $ETH here
#SolanaAIAgentEconomicImpact @WISE PUMPS
🇷🇺 #Russians may be allowed to trade cryptocurrency on foreign #exchanges through local brokers.
The bill regulating #cryptocurrency is being prepared for a second reading in the State Duma.
➠ The Central Bank of Russia stated that it could set criteria for foreign cryptocurrency platforms, considering sanctions against Russian users.
➠ The bill will also include specific regulations for AML services that verify the origin of cryptocurrencies and analyze transactions for sanctions, fraud, and money laundering.
➠ Additionally, #crypto exchanges may be permitted to operate alongside banks and brokers, requiring a Central Bank license.
Previously:
- regulation of crypto exchanges
- committee amendments
#PolymarketNasdaqPredictionMarketPartnership @WISE PUMPS
The bill regulating #cryptocurrency is being prepared for a second reading in the State Duma.
➠ The Central Bank of Russia stated that it could set criteria for foreign cryptocurrency platforms, considering sanctions against Russian users.
➠ The bill will also include specific regulations for AML services that verify the origin of cryptocurrencies and analyze transactions for sanctions, fraud, and money laundering.
➠ Additionally, #crypto exchanges may be permitted to operate alongside banks and brokers, requiring a Central Bank license.
Previously:
- regulation of crypto exchanges
- committee amendments
#PolymarketNasdaqPredictionMarketPartnership @WISE PUMPS
🇺🇸 Kevin Warsh will be sworn in this Friday and officially lead the Federal Reserve.
• Current Fed rate range: 3.50–3.75%. The next meeting is on June 16-17.
• According to #cme FedWatch, the probability of a rate hike by 25 bps for the December meeting has increased to 37.4% from just 0.5% a month ago.
• Inflation in the US has accelerated again: April #cpi rose to 3.8% year-on-year, core inflation at 2.8%.
Previously, investors anticipated rate cuts from the Fed to support risk assets, but now the logic is shifting: oil, #Inflation , and bond yields are prompting the market to expect that the Fed may not ease policy but instead raise rates again. This is an unfavorable signal for stocks and cryptocurrencies.
Earlier: Warsh on #bitcoin
buy and sell $BTC here
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
• Current Fed rate range: 3.50–3.75%. The next meeting is on June 16-17.
• According to #cme FedWatch, the probability of a rate hike by 25 bps for the December meeting has increased to 37.4% from just 0.5% a month ago.
• Inflation in the US has accelerated again: April #cpi rose to 3.8% year-on-year, core inflation at 2.8%.
Previously, investors anticipated rate cuts from the Fed to support risk assets, but now the logic is shifting: oil, #Inflation , and bond yields are prompting the market to expect that the Fed may not ease policy but instead raise rates again. This is an unfavorable signal for stocks and cryptocurrencies.
Earlier: Warsh on #bitcoin
buy and sell $BTC here
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
🌍 Iran's largest #cryptocurrency exchange, Nobitex, processed at least $2.3 billion through the Tron and #BNBChain blockchains - Reuters.
These blockchains were created by Justin Sun and Changpeng Zhao, who supported World Liberty Financial, a crypto project linked to #DonaldTrump 's family. According to Arkham: over $2 billion flowed through Tron, and at least $317 million through #bnb Chain. Transactions continued even amid the US-Israel war against Iran, with at least $22.6 million in $BNB Chain and $550k in Tron passing through Nobitex.
Nobitex remains a key part of Iran's parallel financial system.
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
These blockchains were created by Justin Sun and Changpeng Zhao, who supported World Liberty Financial, a crypto project linked to #DonaldTrump 's family. According to Arkham: over $2 billion flowed through Tron, and at least $317 million through #bnb Chain. Transactions continued even amid the US-Israel war against Iran, with at least $22.6 million in $BNB Chain and $550k in Tron passing through Nobitex.
Nobitex remains a key part of Iran's parallel financial system.
#Trump'sIranAttackDelayed @WISE PUMPS
😰 According to Delphi Digital, Bitcoin may outperform #altcoins over the next 12 months amid declining #liquidity .
Key points:
→ When the market seeks "quality" and liquidity, capital typically moves from altcoins to BTC first.
→ If pressure increases, funds may shift from #BTC to cash and U.S. Treasury bonds.
→ Their LMOS index has risen to levels close to those before the crisis ahead of the global financial crisis.
→ The LMOS index usually leads $BTC Dominance by about 12 months.
#SolanaAIAgentEconomicImpact @WISE PUMPS
Key points:
→ When the market seeks "quality" and liquidity, capital typically moves from altcoins to BTC first.
→ If pressure increases, funds may shift from #BTC to cash and U.S. Treasury bonds.
→ Their LMOS index has risen to levels close to those before the crisis ahead of the global financial crisis.
→ The LMOS index usually leads $BTC Dominance by about 12 months.
#SolanaAIAgentEconomicImpact @WISE PUMPS
😔 Echo Protocol on Monad Blockchain Hacked!
A hacker breached the admin key of the eBTC contract, creating 1000 eBTC out of thin air.
They used 45 eBTC as collateral in Curvance → borrowed ~11.29 $WBTC → transferred to #Ethereum → swapped for ETH → withdrew 385 $ETH (~$816k) into Tornado Cash.
The #ECHO team quickly regained control and burned the remaining 955 eBTC.
Actual loss to the protocol is $816,000. Monad #blockchain remains unaffected and operational.
Measures: halted all cross-chain operations on Monad + updated contracts. A pause in bridge and lending on Aptos $APT (as a precaution). Upgrades for other bridges are ongoing.
Yesterday: Verus
#USGOPSeeksPermanentCBDCBan @WISE PUMPS
A hacker breached the admin key of the eBTC contract, creating 1000 eBTC out of thin air.
They used 45 eBTC as collateral in Curvance → borrowed ~11.29 $WBTC → transferred to #Ethereum → swapped for ETH → withdrew 385 $ETH (~$816k) into Tornado Cash.
The #ECHO team quickly regained control and burned the remaining 955 eBTC.
Actual loss to the protocol is $816,000. Monad #blockchain remains unaffected and operational.
Measures: halted all cross-chain operations on Monad + updated contracts. A pause in bridge and lending on Aptos $APT (as a precaution). Upgrades for other bridges are ongoing.
Yesterday: Verus
#USGOPSeeksPermanentCBDCBan @WISE PUMPS
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