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2015: cryptocurrency will change the world

2025: hello yes I would like to collateralise my new home purchase with Fartcoin

Born too late to explore earth

Born too early to explore space

Born just in time to gamble my net worth on magical internet beans

Market makers tricked us by pumping before NY open instead of after

We should have known

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Staircase up

Elevator also up

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LIVE for the midweek stream ▶️

Saylor twapping, $BTC pumping, alts lagging

Exciting NY session ahead 🍿

GET IN HERE

Yesterday it was my girlfriend's turn to pick something for movie night

We agreed that she could pick literally ANYTHING and we would have to watch it together. And that I would get to pick the following night

So she chose The Devil Wears Prada

Watched the whole thing, no complaints

Tonight it was my turn

So I hooked up my laptop to the HDMI and opened $BTC on the m1

And we watched in silence as the price action unfolded

Candlestick by candlestick

To establish dominance, I even made sure I had alerts set every few hundred dollars, with the shrill alarm sound turned up to max volume

After 2 hours of this I unplugged my laptop and went back to the desk

As I was leaving the room, she said she hoped it was worth it, sitting through The Devil Wears Prada just to make a silly joke like that

But the joke's on her

I love Meryl Streep

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My favourite part of yesterday's dip was when everyone longed the exact bottom on $BTC with high leverage

Nah this is genuinely hilarious

What a clown market

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Interesting 🤔

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Might make a larger post on this entry model

Because this shit is happening every week

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Pumping on NY open remains one of the most bearish ltf signals in crypto

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To those saying we have reclaimed range lows

Keep this chart in mind

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$BTC closed its weekly candle above 2 key levels

However the followthrough this week is the important part

Guys saying that structure has flipped bearish — I don't necessarily see that just yet

But for sure price needs to hold range lows and start printing value higher to have any hope of upside continuation in the short-term

$1B liquidations in the last 24h

Quarter of a million positions liquidated

Someone got carried out for $35M on $BTC

Unless you have some kind of edge here, you should be sitting on your hands here and waiting for the geopolitical situation to stabilise

Sidelined > liquidated

$BTC down $12,000 in 2 weeks

Alts -40% from the highs

But at least we were all taking profit on the way up right

Trump 2024:

- I will make America the crypto capital of the world

Trump 2025:

- $TRUMP token
- Global tariff wars
- WW3 in the Middle East
- Months of illiquid, choppy PA

Good job guys, we did it 🇺🇸

Alt season has arrived

$BTC.D just put in a new cycle high

Majority of the top-100 alts are negative YTD

Some are even in inverse price discovery

Yet $BTC is trading at

*checks notes*

$101k lmfao

Better hope that this range holds, otherwise altcoins will find that there is strong support at zero