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有趣的短笑話（共120個單詞）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得我像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就把自己整理一下！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得我像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就把自己整理一下！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
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經翻譯
$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
經翻譯
#USNationalDebt Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#USNationalDebt 有趣的短笑話（總共120個字）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
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#OrderTypes101 有趣的短笑話（120個單詞總計）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得我像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會得到什麼？
學生：幸福！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫掉它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得我像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會得到什麼？
學生：幸福！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫掉它！
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#CEXvsDEX101 有趣的短笑話（共120個字）
1. 醫生和病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子和丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察和小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生和病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子和丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察和小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
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$BTC 有趣的短笑話（總共120個單詞）
1. 醫生 & 病人
病人：醫生，我感覺自己像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子 & 丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察 & 小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生 & 病人
病人：醫生，我感覺自己像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子 & 丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察 & 小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
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#TradingTypes101 有趣的短笑話（英文，120個單詞總計）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你會有什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你會有什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
經翻譯
Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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經翻譯
Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoRegulation Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
經翻譯
$BTC Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
經翻譯
#LaunchpadWars Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
經翻譯
#BinancePizza Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
經翻譯
#CryptoRegulation Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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$BTC 有趣的短笑話（總共120個單詞）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來吧！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查一下！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
查看原文
#TrumpTariffs 有趣的短笑話（共120個單詞）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我感覺像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，吃了7塊，你還剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在喫海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫！
經翻譯
#CryptoRoundTableRemarks Funny Short Jokes in English (120 words total)
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
1. Doctor & Patient
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Doctor: Then pull yourself together!
2. Math Problem
Teacher: If you had 10 chocolates and ate 7, what would you have?
Student: Happiness!
3. Wife & Husband
Wife: Honey, do I look fat?
Husband: No, but my eyes need a check-up!
4. Police & Thief
Police: Why did you rob the bank?
Thief: Because that’s where the money is!
5. Funny Diet
Friend: I’m on a seafood diet.
Me: What’s that?
Friend: I see food, and I eat it!
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#CryptoCPIWatch 有趣的短笑話（英語，120個單詞）
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得自己像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
1. 醫生與病人
病人：醫生，我覺得自己像一對窗簾！
醫生：那就振作起來！
2. 數學問題
老師：如果你有10塊巧克力，喫掉7塊，你會剩下什麼？
學生：快樂！
3. 妻子與丈夫
妻子：親愛的，我看起來胖嗎？
丈夫：不，但我的眼睛需要檢查！
4. 警察與小偷
警察：你爲什麼搶銀行？
小偷：因爲那裏有錢！
5. 有趣的飲食
朋友：我在進行海鮮飲食。
我：那是什麼？
朋友：我看到食物，就喫它！
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