🧘♂️ Laki’s Alpha Portfolio Today – Gained Almost $10 Just by Holding Total balance: $100.86 No trading, no scalp. Just a calm hold, and the wallet got fatter block by block 🐘💸 Portfolio Breakdown:
🧱 DOLO – $0.057 (−5.5%) Red but resilient. Still holding.
🤖 ai16z – $0.308 (−0.4%) Flat, waiting for the AI wave.
🧬 AVAAI – $0.073 (+15.7%) Fresh in the wallet, already blooming.
🐋 HAEDAL – $0.159 (+32.4%) Today’s MVP. Smells like fortune.
🥛 MILK – $0.131 (+12.4%) Smooth and sweet – the more you hold, the better it gets.
✨ Laki's Mantra Today: “Sit still, watch the bags swell – you don’t need to hustle, just pick the right coins.” Lakilakila – Small wallet, deep faith, unexpected gains.
📣 Which one are YOU holding? → Drop a comment so Laki can bless your bags too 🙏
🐾I smelled a fresh new testnet… and unclaimed airdrop vibes in the air. It’s not ZK. Not LayerZero. It’s MegaETH – the lightning-fast Layer 2 backed by Vitalik himself.
💸Mega ETH is a high-speed Layer 2 network developed by MegaLabs. 100,000 TPS <1ms latency Raised $30M from top names like Vitalik Buterin, Dragonfly, Figment Capital...
No airdrop has been announced yet – but: ✅ Public testnet is live ✅ Multiple active dApps ✅ Community is heating up → If you’re a real farmer, this is where your wallet belongs.
🎯I’m YINU. I don’t ask “When token?” I ask: “Have you minted the NFT yet?” Airdrop snapshots don’t knock. They just drop. Those who bark first get MEGA first.
📦 How to sniff the airdrop: Connect testnet: testnet.megaeth.org Claim faucet ETH
Interact with dApps like: → GTE (swap), Teko Finance (mint/deposit), Lemonade (NFT), Nectar AI, Guess.best, RainMakr, XL… Join the community → Discord + Twitter: @mega_eth
📿Gogogo – the sooner you smell, the sooner it drops. 🗯️Don't wait for the snapshot to be announced. Snapshots don’t warn — they reward the early dogs. Drop your wallet below — I’ll sniff it for signs of MEGA. If this post smells lucky, share it. If it vibes with you, hold tight.
🐾I barked this morning, and suddenly everyone’s checking their PEPE bags. Dogs don’t talk much, but I can smell it clearly: the scent of FOMO is thick like fish sauce in the sun.
💸$PEPE has pumped over 70% this week, with trading volume exploding across both CEXs and DEXs. Analysts call it “the return of the meme king” — But me? I’m YINU — I don’t listen. I sniff. And this time, I smell both green… and burn.
🎯I’ve survived DOGE, top-ticked SHIB, and tripped over FLOKI. I know one thing: meme pumps aren’t scary — what’s scary is not knowing when you’re entering. PEPE might go higher — if whales keep pumping. But if you just heard about it today... you're probably buying someone else’s exit.
📿Gogogo – hold when red, sell when the feed turns green.
🗯️I’m not saying it’ll dump. I’m not saying buy more either.
I’m just barking gently: "Check your bag — and never forget, profit-takers sleep better."
Already in? Pray PEPE stays powerful and pumped.
Drop your wallet in the comments — I’ll sniff if you’re blessed. Share to spread the vibes.
🐾Yesterday, I barked. Today, everyone on Telegram asks: “Is #LayerZero really dropping?” I don’t reply. I just quietly lick my wallet… and complete the quests. 💸 LayerZero, the top cross-chain protocol, is now in its final task phase. The form is live. Socials are linked. Wallets are connected. Testnet NFTs are minted. If you’ve done it — sit back and wait for the snapshot. If not — you’re outside the gates of this airdrop heaven. 🎯I’m YINU. I don’t sell hopium. I smell tokens before they land. ZRO won’t drop like Arbitrum. They filter by behavior —Bots will be wrecked. Wallets that acted smart will shine. So I say: Do it right. Do it slow. Do it real. No farming tools. No panic clicks. No copy-paste wallets.
📿Gogogo – real wallets, real actions, real rewards.
🗯️I’ve linked. I’ve minted. I’ve staked. How about you? Is your wallet blessed — or still cold like an alt you forgot last year? Drop your address below – I’ll sniff it once, maybe lộc will come. And hey, share the post – fortune multiplies when it flows!