🚀 $ETH on the rise — $3,568 and this is just the beginning!
Ethereum gained +4.4% in the last 24 hours, funds are pouring $2 billion into ETH-ETF, and Buterin is once again in the spotlight. BitMine is buying up ether, Layer-2 is developing, the market is preparing for $4K and above.
🧠 Buterin: “Ethereum is the future of the crypto economy.” 📈 Next stop — $4,000?
Yesterday, Pavel Durov allegedly announced that one could obtain a 10-year residency in the UAE by staking $TON . Oh, and there is a processing fee of $35K.
Sounds impressive — if you don't know that you can simply register a company in the UAE for about $3K, get a 3-year residency, and renew it without any problems.
Then it turns out that this whole story was fake news.
Not a bad little scam. The crime season hasn't ended.
In the distant 2012, a Bitcointalk member bought a Casascius bar with 100 $BTC for $500 — this year he revealed the private key and took a profit of $10,000,000
He hesitated for a long time to open the bar due to its collectible value and high risk, but the rise of BTC to $100k forced him to act
🐈⬛💩 The Pooping Cat vs. the Market: Analysis from the Litter Box Guru
While you sit in a drawdown and believe in TA, our pooping cat just took a powerful dump… in the litter box. And this is not just a morning ritual — it's a signal. A signal for growth.
🔍 According to insider info, as soon as the cat performs this sacred ritual, meme coins go x20 the next day. Why? Because the energy from its backside aligns with Bitcoin's cycles.
💰 And now pay attention — $HAPPY is already at the starting line. Just yesterday, liquidity was added, and it's already in the top 3 for “crap aroma” on DEXTools. The whitepaper is written on toilet paper, marketing is through cat food, and the community is toxic, as it should be #HAPPY
Some laugh at #bob , some criticize it. What will these people do when you and I become millionaires and #bob soars to the heavens🚀 I think they will cry🥹
🤝 USA and China have reached an agreement — Trump is pleased, crypto is in panic 😬
— Trump: “We agreed clearly. China is great. I am awesome.” — Crypto market: “Couldn’t we have not agreed?..”
📉 $BTC : “I am falling…” 📈 $SOL : “I am flying!” 🐸 $PEPE : “I am just drawing green sticks, do not disturb”
The chart looks like this: 📈📉📈📉📉📉 — traders are no longer analyzing but simply praying in the comments to Elon’s Tweets.
Conclusion: While Trump is flexing in the Oval Office, hamsters are throwing deposits into the market. And remember: not all that pumps after the phrase “America is great again!” is gold.
When these two finally reunite and mend their relationship, the market will soar overnight.
Just imagine - two people who loudly opposed LGBT are now separated... and for the sake of world peace and financial prosperity, they must immediately forgive everything, fall madly in love, and let Cupid do the rest.
Because, allegedly, the world economy depends on their reconciliation and rainbow enlightenment. $BTC $ETH #TrumpTariffs #ElonMusk
🚨 MASK AND TRUMP — A PUBLICITY STUNT? A new theory blows up Western media!
According to rumors, the "conflict" between Elon Musk and Donald Trump is a spectacle needed for Musk to officially sever ties with the White House and be able to disconnect Starlink for Ukraine at any moment 🇺🇸📡🇺🇦
🎯 The goal? To push Kyiv towards negotiations and reduce dependence on the USA. But here’s the crypto subtext:
💥 Amid the information noise and geopolitical instability — the market is shaking again. BTC and altcoins have gone negative: traders are locking in losses, nerves are on edge. 👉 $BTC is testing a new zone again, $ETH is in the red, while altcoins are going wild.
📉 It’s possible that such “public spats” are yet another way to influence global information flow and shake up the crypto market.
🧠 What do you think: a bearish signal or another manipulation by a whale? Write in the comments 👇
🚨 VITALIK BUTERIN LOOKED INTO THE BUTT OF THE IRON DOG 🐶🤖 — THIS IS DEFINITELY A BULL SIGNAL 💥📈
Right after the cameras captured Vitalik intently looking into the exhaust of the Boston Dynamics dog, the market started to rise.
👀 People say:
"If Vitalik is looking there — then the altseason is already breathing down our necks… or sniffing it, like a dog."
📉 → 📈 Against the backdrop of this event, the market responds with growth.
🐕🦺 The iron dog is a metaphor for the market: cold, steel, unpredictable. And Vitalik is our shaman. If he’s looking there, it means… FILL THE BAGS, SOLDIER!
💼💼💼 The pump is near.
Comment: "I’m looking there too, just like Vitalik," if you're already ready for takeoff. And don’t forget to check where your favorite developer is looking $ETH
🚨 CONOR MCGREGOR IS LAUNCHING HIS TOKEN ON THE TON NETWORK?! THIS IS NOT A JOKE 💣
“I run crypto like I run the UFC.” Yes, yes, the legend of the octagon, eternal speaker, and father of Proper Twelve — Conor McGregor — has announced that he is launching the $MCGREGOR token on the TON network.
📲 Rumor has it, the token will provide: • access to exclusive hangouts with Conor in the sauna, • NFTs featuring his most famous phrases like “I’d like to take this chance to apologize… to absolutely nobody!” • and, of course, a custom sticker pack on Telegram, where he punches a bear in the face.
💬 Conor has already held an AMA in the chat:
“Bitcoin is old school. Ethereum? Well… weakling. TON is the real fighter in the crypto cage.”
🔥 According to insider information, 10% of all proceeds will go to a fund to help those who “couldn’t cash out their full deposit in Toncoin and are now living in influencers' stories.”
👊 The first teaser of the token is in the form of a circle, where Conor is sitting with Mavrodi and flipping a coin: heads — pump, tails — ring.
Will you buy $MCGREGOR — or will he buy you? Write in the comments: Let me in, champ! $TON #mcgregor
🧠 Vitalik is back in action: Is ETH on the way to $3000?
Situation: • Vitalik Buterin transferred 693.9 ETH (~$1.83 million) and 341K USDC through the Railgun privacy protocol, highlighting his commitment to privacy in the blockchain.  • The Ethereum Foundation announced strategic changes, focusing on Layer 1 scaling, blob integration, and improving user experience.  • Vitalik's plan to enhance Ethereum's scalability could drive the ETH price to $3000.
If even Vitalik cares about privacy and scalability, maybe we should too? $ETH
How I lost $900,000 in one night. And why psychology in trading is everything.
Last year, I seemed to do everything right: I opened a 10x leverage on $PNUT right after Elon tweeted about it. The market surged — and I made $900,000.
I converted everything to USDT and told myself: "Withdraw in a couple of days. Play smart. Now — celebrate."
And then everything broke.
I bought some coconut, went to a party, and, fueled by euphoria, started bragging about how quickly I could transfer money between wallets. I handed my phone to two blondes and sent $700,000... to the wrong address. It turned out to be an old address that had been gathering dust in my address book. I made a mistake. The money was gone. Irretrievably. Just poof — and they were gone.
I fell into a panic.
"I need to at least recover the remainder," I thought and took my last $200K. I went all-in on three meme coins, including Pumpfun. I left the party, staring at the screen all night.
And… everything dropped to zero.
🤯 What did I feel?
Disbelief. Anger. Self-hatred.
🧠 Conclusion:
You can learn technical analysis, know candles, indicators, and trends. But if you don't know #CryptoAdoption #memecoin🚀🚀🚀 $PNUT .
🔥 Trump vs Musk: when egos collide, the crypto market trembles
This week, the crypto market experienced significant volatility: • Bitcoin fell below $101,000, and Ethereum lost 6% of its value.  • The reason? Escalation of the conflict between Donald Trump and Elon Musk.
Trump, previously skeptical of cryptocurrencies, is now actively promoting his crypto projects, including the launch of the meme coin $TRUMP and a proposal to create a “Truth Social Bitcoin ETF.” 
Musk, in turn, has criticized Trump’s policies, leading to a 14.3% drop in Tesla's stock and also affecting the value of cryptocurrencies. 
💼 What does this mean for investors? • The market remains susceptible to the actions and statements of influential figures. • It is important to remain calm and not succumb to panic. • The long-term prospects for cryptocurrencies remain positive, despite short-term fluctuations.
📈 Conclusion:
While Trump and Musk measure their influence, the crypto market is experiencing turbulence. But for those who believe in technology and long-term prospects, this could be an opportunity to enter or strengthen positions #btc #TRUMP $DOGE #ElonMusk
📉 THE BEAR MARKET BECOMES GEOPOLITICAL 📉 China views the feud between Musk and Trump as a new season of "Game of Thrones." Russia has already made a move: "We are for Trump. Let Musk launch his Dogecoin to Mars."
🌍 Meanwhile, the market: BTC — down ETH — down Altcoins — bleeding out more than memes from 2021
🎤 Kanye on X (Twitter):
"Stop fighting. The people love you. Better release a joint album."
📉 The market heard: "Sell everything. The bear is back."
🐹 Final note: This is no longer a bull or bear market. This is — the meme-nomics of global level #btc #KANYEWEST #ElonMusk $BTC
🚨 Drama worth a billion on X 🚨 Elon Musk vs Donald Trump — two alphas, one internet. Musk: "I wouldn't let Trump back in the White House even with Dogecoin as collateral!" Trump: "Elon owes me! Without me, he would be assembling Teslas by hand!"
💥 The crypto market is on edge.
And then Kanye swoops into X (Twitter) with a tweet:
"You both are needed by America. The people love you. Don't fight, let's launch an NFT album instead."
📉 The market is like this: • $BTC — -2% • $DOGE — in a frenzy • $PEPE — going to the monastery
👀 The community is discussing only one thing: Where is the token for this conflict, and when is it on Binance? #doge #trump #BTC