Back in 2009, a guy throws $10 at some weird internet money called Bitcoin! Then life throws him a plot twist — he falls into a coma! Fast forward to 2025. He wakes up, casually checks his $10 joke, and finds something stupidly insane! His reaction? No joy. No shock. Just pure system overload — and boom! Bro’s back to coma again! Bitcoin’s still there, waiting patiently like, “Take your time, Legend!”