As soon as my coins moon, I’m booking a Maldives villa and adding a Dior dress. The next moment, it crashes and I remember… I owe the fruit vendor 300 rupees and a promise I’d pay ‘tomorrow’—two weeks ago
Crypto market today be like: "Up, down, spin around—just keeping investors fit with emotional cardio!" Me every 5 minutes: rich, broke, rich again… send help.