#RiskRewardRatio Ukrainian Language Lesson. The teacher dictates: — The crocodile climbed onto the shore and lay on the pebbles. Katya raises her hand and asks: — And should "pebbles" be written with a capital or small letter? — Children, who wrote with a capital letter? — asks the teacher. Everyone, except Vovochka, raises their hands. — And why did you write with a small letter, Vova? Vovochka replies: — Because even if she sleeps with crocodiles, I don’t consider her a human.
#BTCBelow80K The teacher came to class wearing a golden pendant in the shape of an airplane. During the lesson, Vovochka stares at this pendant without taking his eyes off it. Finally, the teacher can’t take it anymore and asks: - Vova, do you like the airplane? - No, the little airport!
#StopLossStrategies Angry father: — You have "excellent", "excellent" in your diary, and then - "unsatisfactory"!!! What is this? — Sunshine, more sunshine, and then - a sunstroke!
#DiversifyYourAssets — Yanis, what happened to your face? — I was fishing, a mosquito bit me. — One mosquito — and it hurt that much? — Yes, but before he died, he called all his gang...
#BTCvsMarkets In the math lesson, the teacher wrote on the board: "4:4". — Who can tell me what it will be? Djan was ahead of everyone: — It's a tie, Mr. Teacher!
#BSCTradingTips Scientists found the diary of a primitive man. Deciphered: — The happiest day of my life: The chief's wife went missing. We searched for her as a tribe. We found her as a tribe. We loved her as a tribe. — The second happiest day of my life: The chief's daughter went missing. We searched for her as a tribe. We found her as a tribe. We loved her as a tribe. — The unhappiest day of my life: How did I manage to get lost?