**ELON vs TRUMP: The Breakup Tour No One Asked For** Elon Musk and Donald Trump have officially entered their Amber Heard–Johnny Depp phase — messy, public, and exhausting. 🎭
Elon tried to buy influence like he buys companies: loud, chaotic, and clueless. 📉 But Trump? Not impressed by rockets 🚀, self-driving dreams 🚗, or billionaire tantrums. He’s seen it all — and Elon? Just another rich guy trying to sit at the big table without bringing food. 🍽️
Let’s be real: Tesla? Built on subsidies. 💸 SpaceX? Floated by government contracts. 🧾 X? A conspiracy-laced crypto bro hangout. 🗑️📉
Musk wanted to be kingmaker 👑 — but Trump reminded him who the king is. Now Elon’s tweeting into the void, like Amber Heard delivering a monologue no one asked for. 📢 Loud, defensive, and missing the moment. 🫠
**The lesson?** Influence isn’t bought with money 💰 or memes 🤡 — and in Trump’s world, if you’re not useful, you’re out. ✌️
Trump’s trade momentum is building fast, and all eyes are now on China. With pressure mounting and negotiations resuming, markets are bracing for big moves — and Bitcoin could be the next to surge past $110K.
🇺🇸🇬🇧 U.S.–UK Free Trade Deal (May 8, 2025): Covers tech, agriculture, services, and regulatory cooperation; first major U.S. pact with UK since Brexit; expected to boost $200B+ in bilateral trade annually.
🇺🇸🇲🇽 Mexico Trade Reengagement (May 2025): Triggered by 15% U.S. tariffs on select Mexican imports; talks focus on border security, normalizing $700B+ cross-border trade, and updating the $1.2T USMCA agreement.
🇺🇸🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia Strategic Deal (May 13, 2025): Targets $150B in Saudi investment in U.S. energy, infrastructure, defense, and tech sectors over 5 years.
🇺🇸🇶🇦 Qatar Airways Boeing Deal (May 14, 2025): $40+ billion for 210 jets, largest single Boeing order this decade, supporting 200,000+ U.S. aviation jobs.
🇺🇸🇨🇳 Trade Talks Restart with China (June 6, 2025): 90 minutes call between Trump and Zi Jinping; discussions on reducing $400B U.S. trade deficit, rare earth export controls, and rolling back tariffs covering $360B in goods.
China’s return to talks boosts market confidence, with Bitcoin eyed to break $110,000 amid global trade optimism.