Smaki and Daki

📉 The crypto market is shaking! If you haven't buckled up, hold on! 🎢💸

📊 Current prices:

🔻 $BTC – $95,345 (-0.79%) 🥱 Bitcoin is stuck in a sideways trend.
🔻 $ETH – $2,668 (-1.17%) 😴 Ether is supporting the flat fiesta.
🔻 $BNB – $649 (-2.81%) 🐢 Binance Coin decided to go slowly, but down.
🔻 $XRP– $2.56 (-3.76%) 🛝 Ripple has slipped, but hasn't deflated yet.
🔻 SOL – $165.59 (-9.37%) 💀 Solana in free fall!

💥 What happened?

📉 The crypto market has fallen by almost $100 billion in a day! Capitalization is now $3.19 trillion.
⚖️ Trump has imposed new tariffs on the EU, China, Canada and Mexico – investors are panicking and fleeing to cash. 😬💰
📊 Liquidations: $423 million liquidated in 24 hours – someone clearly misjudged their shoulders. 🚀💥

🔥 Who's on fire?

🚀 Dogecoin -0.2% 💨 Alive, but without a pump.
💀 PEPE, BONK and other memecoins -10-15% 🤡 The meme market is battered.
🤯 TON +4.3% - While everyone else is falling, the Telegram coin is quietly growing!

❓ What's next?

🔮 Bull market or bear trap?
📊 Many analysts are waiting for a reversal, but for now the market is playing "who will be the first to dump".
⚡ The Fed report is on the horizon - if the rate is not lowered, the crypto may do the splits again. 🥶

💡 Conclusion:
Crypto once again reminded that 🚀 can become 📉 in one day! Who is buying, who is fixing - write in the comments! 💬💸

📉 $Melania is falling again! 👠📉

📊 Price: $1.290 (-0.69%) – it seems the coin has definitely hit the spikes! 😂
🔴 Sell: $1.290
🔵 Buy: $1.291

👀 What's happening?
Once MELANIA reached heights of 35,000, and now it's below $1.3K. It looks like the market said to her: “You're fired!” 😆

⚠️ What's next?
Either a turnaround and comeback, or a complete retreat into the shadows, just like after the White House! 😂🚀📉

📢 Jack Dorsey – Satoshi Nakamoto? 🤯🔥

💡 Theory by Seán Murray:
🔹 Dorsey – a cyberpunk since 1996, knowledgeable in cryptography and programming.

🔹 In 2003, he dreamed of digital money; in 2011, he gave up everything for Twitter – just when Satoshi disappeared.

🔹 All the dates of key Bitcoin events somehow relate to the birthdays of his family. 🤔🎂

🔹 He often wears a “Satoshi” T-shirt – is it a hint or a joke? 🧐😆

🤨 To believe or not?
There are many coincidences, but for now, it's just a cool theory. Dorsey himself remains silent… or maybe he just doesn't want to be in the spotlight. 👀💰

🔥 Loud Events:

💥 Argentina is in turmoil!
President Milei posted about crypto, after which people lost money. The opposition is already demanding impeachment – crypto is now not only volatile but also political! 😂📉

🤖 $BNB is enhancing technologies!
They plan to speed up blocks and add AI. Soon $BNB will be not just an exchange coin, but a crypto-terminator! 🤖💰

⚡ Uniswap launches Unichain!
They promise low fees and fast transactions. Now in DeFi, you can farm without a nervous tick 😂📈

📢 #Мелания in the crypto market! 👠📉

📊 Price: $1.384 (-4.16%) – someone has already started to leave the party! 😂
🔴 Selling: $1.384
🔵 Buying: $1.385

👀 What's happening?
After a recent surge (MELANIA) activated First Lady mode and decided to take a little break – the candles are turning red, and traders are getting nervous. 😅

⚠️ What's next?
We’re waiting to see who will win – holders or panic sellers! 🏆
Either a pullback and new entry, or a complete exit into the sunset. 🌅😂

💎$TRUMP is taking off! 🚀🔥

Trump's coin has rallied and shot up by +23.68%! 📈💰

📊 Current price: $20,124
🔴 Sell: $20,125
🔵 Buy: $20,145

🤔 What's happening?
📌 Someone clearly believes in Trump, while others are just riding the hype.
📌 The chart looks like Donald himself commanded “to the moon”! 🚀😂

⚠️ What's next?
Either 🚀 a flight into space, or 📉 a pullback – crypto is always full of surprises! 😆