Rey ultis

Hey friends,
I swear, every time I buy a crypto coin, it crashes like it’s waiting for me. I sit there like, “Why, coin? What did I do to you?”
So I panic and sell, thinking I outsmarted the dip. Then boom—it shoots up like a rocket. I buy again... it crashes. I sell... it flies to the moon.
Now my friends call me the “Crypto Jinx.” My luck’s so bad, it might just be famous!
I’m seriously thinking of buying coins I hate, just to trick the market. Maybe if I sell, everyone else can get rich.
My wallet’s empty, but my bad luck is legendary.
So, real talk—how do I break this curse?
Should I keep buying coins I dislike and hope reverse psychology works on the market?
Or is it time to finally get serious—learn some tools like RSI, Bollinger Bands, maybe follow pro traders, set stop-losses and profit targets?
I’m low-key scared to even try again with my track record!
Help me out—how do you choose the right coins? What’s your strategy for not ending up like me, the ultimate crypto punchline?
I need to turn this bad luck around!

BTC

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