Pump and Cry

Money doesn’t grow in banks

Crypto traders be like: ‘I could sleep through an earthquake, a tsunami, even World War 3—but the second Bitcoin dips 2%, I’m wide awake, heart racing, opening 17 tabs, checking RSI, Fibonacci levels, whale alerts, moon phases, and Elon Musk’s tweets like my life depends on it. 🫣📉’

Meanwhile, my portfolio is down 47%, I’ve convinced myself it’s a buying opportunity, and I’m Googling ‘how to sell a kidney anonymously’ just to buy more on the dip. 💀

This is not a lifestyle. This is a disorder. Welcome to crypto.😵‍💫🧠

The life of a crypto trader is wild. Earthquake? I’ll sleep through it. World War 3? Hit snooze. Tsunami warning? Let me get 5 more minutes. But the moment Bitcoin dips even slightly, my eyes snap open like I just heard my name in a horror movie. Now I’m in bed at 3AM, checking charts like a possessed Wall Street analyst, whispering to myself, ‘Is this the dip? Should I DCA? Or is this the start of the next crypto winter?’

I ignore natural disasters, but I panic over red candles.
This is the way.
This is the market
$BTC

#CEXvsDEX101 $BNB $BTC $XRP
When the charts start speaking Latin and your money disappears. 🫠📊

Me: ‘I did my own research.’
Also me: ‘WHY IS IT DUMPING?!’ 📉🤯

When they say go all in crypto💀
#CEXvsDEX101

Me checking my portfolio like it’s a horror movie. 📉💀

Every time I buy, it dumps.
Maybe I am the market signal. 😔
$BTC $XRP

Portfolio: -89%. Emotions: -100%. Liquor: +1 bottle. 🥃
$XRP $BNB $BTC

That chart drop hurt more than my ex..💀💔
They said it was just a healthy correction… 🫨
#CryptoMemes #CryptoFOMO $BTC $BNB $SOL

Trust issues? Nah bro, just been in crypto too long. 😬
#Cryptomemes #BullTrap #HODL #cryptotrading #BuyTheDipTheySaid $BTC $SOL $ETH

When you buy the dip… and it keeps dipping 💀

#CryptoMemes #BuyTheDip #Bitcoin #HODL #CryptoLife $BTC $ETH $XRP