smsunarto

Neon uptime and latency so bad that Solana is the better database

The only valid measure of how long you have been in crypto is seeing how many of your friend's dopamine receptor have been fried beyond disrepair.

These people will never be able to happily have a normal job ever again

Hot take: we should get blockchain protocols to be so poorly thought out that it spawns a cottage economy of B2B saas that is trying to bandaid it

if Claude were built by a crypto company, there would have been 6 different papers on some shit about auctions for market efficient price clearing on LLM request routing

Bitcoin is back above $100k, and you still haven't asked her out on a date.

Cosmos SDK would’ve been 100x better if it wasn’t for the context for dependency injection abuse

I'm in an email thread with 2 multi-billion dollar crypto companies trying to debug an API issue

my takeaway here is: send everything to zero

girl friendship is the tallest girl stepping back or leaning down so that the friend group looks the same height in the pic

guy friendship is making fun about how that one guy in the group lost $60k on a shitcoin