Not A Crypto User
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Bought altcoins on a “tip” 🤡, now I’m just holding a digital potato 🥔 hoping it fries into gains 🍟 someday.
#BinanceTurns8
#BinanceTurns8
Crypto traders be like 🚀 “To the moon!” 🌕 but end up stuck in the basement of red candles 📉. HODL or cry? 😭
#SECETFApproval
#SECETFApproval
Bitcoin dipped so hard, even my grandma’s cookie jar 📉 is worth more. Meanwhile, Elon tweets and pump! 🐂
#TrendTradingStrategy
#TrendTradingStrategy
$SOL
Crypto winter got me wearing three sweaters 🧥🧥🧥, but still freezing because my portfolio is ice cold ❄️💸.
Crypto winter got me wearing three sweaters 🧥🧥🧥, but still freezing because my portfolio is ice cold ❄️💸.
Crypto influencers be like: "Trust me, this coin will 100x!"
Meanwhile, I'm 100% broke 🤡📉
The only thing faster than crypto prices? My regret after buying high and selling low 😩💸🚀
#BinanceTurns8
Meanwhile, I'm 100% broke 🤡📉
The only thing faster than crypto prices? My regret after buying high and selling low 😩💸🚀
#BinanceTurns8
Crypto winter is just a fancy way of saying "broke and cold" ❄️🧊💸
Bought the dip... then it dipped harder than my ex’s promises 📉💔🥲
#DayTradingStrategy
Bought the dip... then it dipped harder than my ex’s promises 📉💔🥲
#DayTradingStrategy
I told my grandma about Bitcoin, now she thinks I'm mining gold on my laptop 🧓💻⛏️
Just checked my crypto wallet."
Account balance: Welcome to the broke club 🥲💀
#BreakoutTradingStrategy
Just checked my crypto wallet."
Account balance: Welcome to the broke club 🥲💀
#BreakoutTradingStrategy
Crypto traders be like: "HODL tight or cry tonight." 🚀😭
When your portfolio looks like a rollercoaster but you still believe in the moon 🌕🎢🤡
$BNB
When your portfolio looks like a rollercoaster but you still believe in the moon 🌕🎢🤡
$BNB
Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar?
Because it found something more stable... 😂💸❌
$BTC
Because it found something more stable... 😂💸❌
$BTC
Crypto influencers in 2025 be like: “Just bought the dip!” (while the dip dips deeper) 🤡📉
When your crypto portfolio looks like a horror movie, but you’re still screaming “To the moon!” 🌕👻💀
#BinanceTurns8
When your crypto portfolio looks like a horror movie, but you’re still screaming “To the moon!” 🌕👻💀
#BinanceTurns8
When your crypto portfolio looks like a horror movie, but you’re still screaming “To the moon!” 🌕👻💀
#TrumpTariffs
#TrumpTariffs
Crypto influencers in 2025 be like: “Just bought the dip!” (while the dip dips deeper) 🤡📉🎢
#BinanceTurns8
#BinanceTurns8
crypto winter is just nature’s way of saying: “You’re not ready for this.” ❄️🥶📉
NFT art: Proof that you can pay thousands for a JPEG and still be broke. 🖼️💸😂
$BTC
NFT art: Proof that you can pay thousands for a JPEG and still be broke. 🖼️💸😂
$BTC
Why do crypto investors never get sunburned?
Because they’re always stuck in the shadows. 🌞🚫🕶️
#HODLTradingStrategy
Because they’re always stuck in the shadows. 🌞🚫🕶️
#HODLTradingStrategy
“HODL” — because panic selling is for amateurs and losers. 💎🙌🚫
Ethereum gas fees got me feeling like I’m paying rent on my own money. 🏠⛽💸
#MuskAmericaParty
Ethereum gas fees got me feeling like I’m paying rent on my own money. 🏠⛽💸
#MuskAmericaParty
Heard about the guy who put all his money in Dogecoin?
Now he's living on woof bread and regrets. 🐕🍞😭
#SpotVSFuturesStrategy
Now he's living on woof bread and regrets. 🐕🍞😭
#SpotVSFuturesStrategy
Crypto traders be like: "I’m not addicted to losses, I’m just investing in experience." 📉🤡💀
#BTCWhaleMovement
#BTCWhaleMovement
Why did the Bitcoin break up with the dollar?
Because it found the dollar too stable and boring. 💔💸🚀
#OneBigBeautifulBill
Because it found the dollar too stable and boring. 💔💸🚀
#OneBigBeautifulBill
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