Ramsdale

HOLLYYY S*iiiit 🤣
$SPK

The TA is simple: it went up, now it must go down. My degen senses are tingling.

Leveraged short on $C is live.

If this prints, we're eating steak. If it doesn't, it's back to ramen.

What could possibly go wrong?
#BinanceTurns8

My brain told me to be productive this afternoon. My heart told me to just stack more $BTC .

My finger? My finger scrolled deep into the altcoin list, found something called $CROSS , and opened a short position.

What does this coin do? No idea. Why did I short it? The chart looked like it was tired of climbing.

Is this financial advice? Absolutely not. This is a cry for help disguised as a trade. Wish me luck.

Dear Future Me,

It's currently mid-July. I hope you're doing well. More importantly, I hope you haven't sold the $BNB

I'm writing this down so we don't forget: today we are making the official call that $BNB will be knocking on the door of $3000 by the time you're getting ready for the New Year's party.

Remember the ecosystem, the projects, the community. Don't get shaken out by the noise.

If I'm right, your end-of-year celebration is on me. If I'm wrong... well, we've had ramen before.

See you in a few months.

#bnb

I literally zoomed out my screen until the chart was just a tiny green dot. I can't see the numbers anymore, but my heart tells me you're right. This is the most solid technical analysis I've seen all day. All in !!!! 🤑🤑 $XRP
#BinanceTurns8

I'm looking at the $TRUMP chart. A lot of people, very smart people, are telling me it's forming a double bottom at $9.5. They say it's one of the best bottoms. A tremendous bottom.

Some people see a "W" pattern. Wrong! It stands for WINNING. We're going to see so much winning, you're going to get tired of winning.

This isn't just a reversal. It's going to be YUGE. We're building a wall against the bears.
#BinanceTurns8

Anyone else hearing that? It's $BNB knocking on the door of its old $690 ATH again.

It's only been consolidating below it for... checks notes... a casual 1.5 years. It gave us so much time to position ourselves that I almost forgot what we were waiting for.

Friendly reminder: The longer the base, the bigger the breakout.

When this door finally flies off its hinges, don't be surprised if it doesn't stop to say hello on its way up.

Isaac Newton once said, "What goes up, must come down."

Well, looking at the $ETH chart at $2988, it seems to be challenging that fundamental law. The RSI is screaming "I'm tired and I need a nap."

So, I'm opening a small short position. Not because I'm a bear, but because I am a man of science. Let's test gravity.

Wish my experiment luck. For science! 👨‍🔬
#BinanceTurns8

Everyone's looking at RSI and MACD for their $ETH prediction. Amateurs.

I just asked my cat. He stared at me, then went back to sleep. This is a clear signal for a stable, sleepy, sideways market until he wakes up.

My second source, a magic 8-ball, said "Ask again later."

So my official prediction: Utter confusion, with a 50% chance of going up, and a 50% chance of going down. You're welcome.

#CryptoPredictions

Okay, hear me out. I've been staring at the charts long enough for them to start looking like family portraits.

And right now, it looks like $LTC is acting like the little brother who always copies his cool older sibling, XRP.

XRP just showed everyone its new bike (that big green candle), and now LTC is looking over with those "can I have one too?" eyes.

Not financial advice, just observing some strong family resemblance. Keeping a close watch on this one. What do you guys think?


#LTC #XRP

Dear Mr. @VitalikButerin, hope you're having a great evening.

I just opened a small, humble short on your fine creation, $ETH Just a tiny one, nothing major.

And then it immediately pumped 😭😭

Sir, with all due respect, what did I ever do to you? Could you please turn the 'pump' knob down just a little bit for a few hours? My portfolio would be very grateful.

Thanks in advance.
#ETH

🚨HELLO, Binance Square emergency services? I'd like to report a crime. My $BCH short is being brutally assaulted by a long, green, disrespectful candle.

I'm down and bleeding portfolio value. The bulls have broken through my resistance line and are now looting my emotions.

Please send a squad of highly-trained bears immediately. Or at least send a reassuring meme. My hands are shaking too much to find one myself.

Wish me luck. Or wish my stop-loss luck. It needs it more. 😢😭

#ShortingCrypto #BCH

My Brain: "Don't fight the trend. Be patient. Wait for confirmation."

My Finger at 11:30 PM: Opens a short on $BCH

I just think red is a prettier color. Pray for me. Or pray for a flash crash. Your choice. 😂🤣

#BCH #Bearish

💀 Do You Survive in This Bear Market? Or is your liquidation line just another snack for the bears? 🐻💥

📉 Futures traders right now:

“Risk management? I don’t know her.”

💸 One bad pump, and it’s over…

🔁 Long? Liquidated.

🔁 Short? Also liquidated.

👇 Drop a 💀 if you’re still alive
👇 Drop a 🐻 if the market humbled you
👇 Drop a 💵 if you somehow printing in this mess

#BEARISH📉

CHESS/USDT is looking more bullish than your ex after a glow-up!

Weekly chart says:
"Checkmate, bears 🐻. It’s the bulls’ turn now! 🐂♟️"

Even Magnus Carlsen looked at this chart and said,
"This ain't chess anymore, it's warfare."

♟️💰 Candles climbing like a grandmaster rating.
📊 RSI? Up.
📉 Bears? Coping.
🏦 Wallets? Getting spicy.

Disclaimer: Not financial advice. But CHESS might be making some king moves 👑


#CHESS

Bombie Alpha Coin is too quiet...
Like that one kid in class who's about to drop a nuclear alpha bomb 💣

📉 Chart sleeping...
📈 But insiders whispering...
👀 Wallets accumulating like it’s Avengers Endgame...

When it explodes, don’t say we didn’t warn you.
We’re not calling it “Bombie” for nothing.
#BinanceAlphaAlert #BOMB

Future doesn’t care.
It sees your liquidation line...
Touches it perfectly...
Liquidates you... 😂😂

🚀 BNBXBT on Binance Alpha is making waves! Unlike most crypto pairs, it doesn’t depend on Bitcoin’s price, giving you a unique edge in the market. With solid momentum and strong fundamentals, now could be a smart time to buy. Stay ahead, stay cool, $BNBXBT might just be your next big move.

TIME TO ALL INNN!! 🔥📈 #bnbxbt  #BinanceAlpha

Time to clutch that USD like it's your last slice of pizza. Altcoin prices are acting fancy now, but just wait... discounts are coming. When they dip, we pounce like it's Black Friday in crypto land! 🤑🤑
$BTC

Short ETH it moons. Long ETH it tanks. At this point, I think Ethereum just likes to prove me wrong no matter what I do 😅