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🥷 Man Loses £750,000 in ‘Cryptomugging’

A UK man lost £750,000 in a "cryptomugging" after robbers stole his unlocked phone and forced him to transfer funds. Despite security measures, the thieves quickly accessed his crypto apps. Another victim reported similar losses, with both facing unhelpful responses from police.

🟢 LONG TRADE SETUP 🟢

▶️ COIN: FET/USDT
LEVERAGE: 10x

📌 ENTRY: 0.8375
🎯 TP1: 0.8543
🎯 TP2: 0.8714
🎯 TP3: 0.8888
🎯 TP4: 0.9066

❌ STOP: 0.8075 (On 1H candle closing)

(Trade only with 5–10% of your funds) 🚀

Guys focus on only btc not in any alts all alts are scam and the biggest scam is eth 😂😂 no reason of pump and no reason of dump they are just interested in pump and dump

"We're so back"
"Long your longs"
"Bears in disbelief"
"Easy mode is here"
"Just getting started"
"It was all in the charts"
"Vertical accumulation"
"Bull run kicking off again"
"Hope you're ready to lock in"
"Money printer back on again"
"Last shakeout before up only"

⏬ CZ suggests reducing transaction fees on BNB Smart Chain — by 3x or even 10x.

The move aims to boost competitiveness and onchain activity.

bnb btc xrp

❕ Trump wants another token.

Truth Social is mulling a $TRUTH launch tied to subscriptions and rewards.

Could this be another orange swan moment — sucking liquidity away from the rest of the market?
Maybe. But not like $TRUMP

• Market already knows how these end
• Smart money won't chase the same trap twice
• Retail exit liquidity is thinner now

Your feed’s full of “I have insider info on the launch” takes.
No, they don’t.
It’s all engagement bait.

Unless you’re part of Trump’s inner circle or a sniper with serious tools and capital — your chances of profiting are close to zero.

Watch it from the sidelines.
Sometimes alpha is knowing when not to click.

Once you’re in, you’re in.

📣 Georgia Senator Calls TRUMP Memecoin Dinner an “Impeachable Offense”

A senator from Georgia said Friday that the current U.S. president is trading access to himself for personal gain, calling the TRUMP memecoin investor dinner a crime worthy of impeachment.

Next week is a big one for earnings:

• Apple
• Microsoft
• Amazon
• Meta

The gap between $BTC and altcoins keeps growing..

Opportunity or the end of an era?

Almost a year ago, TON influencers were busy taking jabs at SUI on Twitter. But now SUI is ahead of TON in almost every metric even though it’s one year younger.

TVL today:
Sui – $1.78B
TON – $136M

Looks like while TON kept saying “soon” and “probably nothing,” Sui focused on building for real.

Something to keep an eye on for Nvidia

On 3/13 The House Judiciary Committee opened a new investigation into $NVDA over their "connections to the Biden Admin & their AI moderation"

Coincidentally, Sen. Ashley Moody (R) bought ~$300K of Nvidia one week after the investigation began

She happens to sit on the Senate Judiciary Committee which is the congressional counterpart of the House Committee

Per the investigation, Nvidia must "provide internal docs & comms from Jan 2020 to Jan 2025 including communication with the US Government, Foreign Governments, or 3rd parties."

Unclear how much information she'd be able to get from this but her buying ~$300K during the investigation is notable

To be clear, the stock is down ~14% since her buy, but still something you should keep an eye on from here

🚀 Scroll Launches Major 'Euclid' Upgrade, Moves to Rollup Stage 1

Scroll has released its Euclid update, marking a major step toward decentralization.

• Transition from Stage 0 to Stage 1 rollup, removing centralized security dependencies
• Sequencer decentralization eliminates unilateral control over transaction ordering
• Improvements in network performance, app compatibility, and data cost reduction
• Adds account abstraction support for smoother wallet UX

A pivotal move as Scroll aims to shed central points of failure and scale securely.

The 10Y Note Yield has turned green in a massive intraday reversal.

We are back above 4.40% as tariff headlines contradict each other, once again.

⚡️ Orca Launches $ORCA Token Buyback Program

• 20% of fees generated from Whirlpools will be used to buy back $ORCA.
• Purchased tokens are sent to the xORCA reserve wallet.
• Once staking goes live, these tokens will be distributed as rewards to xORCA holders.

Top 10 gainers in the past 7 days

Nvidia ($NVDA) stock is down over 5% following reports that Huawei is preparing to begin mass shipments of its advanced 910C AI chip to Chinese clients as early as next month.

⏫ $SOL surpasses $ETH in staking market cap.

Solana becomes the largest blockchain by staked value.