cryptofishx

We’ve spent the last 6 months rethinking what an onchain trading terminal should feel like

No friction, no extra tabs, no dumb buttons

Just the tools to actually win

> Build cool stuff
> Trade the markets
> Share Ws and Ls with your crew

Since the dawn of crypto, that has been the proven formula for success

Hot take:

Foundation isn't here to be fair (Communism)

Foundation isn't here to buy your bags (Communism)

If you're looking for Communism, Ethereum's that way ↘️

You're afraid of people dumping your token

I'm encouraging it to flush the jeets out

We are not the same

The truth is, we're not Avalanche maxis - never have been

We’re product maxis. We go where the best products are

And that’s also exactly why we chose Avalanche

For the first time in history, financial markets are 24/7 and accessible to anyone without a bank account

The "killer" crypto innovation will be a simple one that caters to this important fact

Trade anywhere, everywhere, anytime

Seeing a lot hype today about $BONK and its new token launchpad, @bonk_fun, and how it will melt faces, but I had a look and don't see what's the fuss about.

Am I missing something? Please enlighten me.

In my years in crypto, one key insight stands out:

People rarely change their worldview - spiritual, political or moral - until holding onto them starts costing them serious money over time

The redpill here is losing money and history shows that's what truly sparks revolts

Over time, people in this community will come to realise they’re bleeding money, all while trusting those they thought had good intentions

Your honour,

These 6 transactions appearing in the same block are, without question, from 6 entirely unrelated users who just happened to submit their txns via Metamask at the exact same time. Don’t ask how I know it's Metamask - I just do. Because that conveniently explains why all 6 txns have identical gas prices and priority fees. Thanks, Metamask API.

Now, could it have been me botting? Maybe. But you don’t know that, so we’re just going to ignore that possibility entirely.

Anyway, now that I've conclusively proven it wasn’t a bot, I'd like to kindly point out that one of the wallets is linked to professional bot. So I guess that kind of invalidates my earlier claim. Also, turns out my anti-bot measures didn't actually stop bots. But let the record show - if there were bots involved, they weren’t mine. Obviously.

And as for the claim that it's not humanly possible for a sniper to reconfigure in under 22 seconds - totally irrelevant, because we’ve already concluded this was not a bot. Except for that one wallet that probably was a bot. But let’s not get bogged down in that now.

Oh, and by the way, your prosecution is a clown. Can't believe he walked right into that trap. Easiest win of my life.

P.S. That AI agent trained on objective blockchain data is wrong, because I'm the only technical authority here. So I'm right and he's wrong. Naturally.

Therefore, I plead NOT guilty, your honour.

Yours sincerely,

The Professional Botter Who Definitely Did Not Bot This Time

This is your reminder that the next big crypto app won’t come from a new chain, token, or farm

It’ll come from a product that stops trying to impress investors and starts helping traders win

Align with people who paint green candles

Avoid the ones painting red ones

And yet, for some reason, people keep doing the exact opposite

The $JOE market maker has politely informed me that the show must go on

Gm

Imagine if the AI judge was live today

Dokyo holders would be rejoicing, lol.

I’ll admit, Trader Joe had a catchier ring to it than LFJ

That said:

> LFJ is way easier to type as a URL
> Over time, no one really cares what the name stands for. I mean, does anyone even know what FTX means?

I haven’t felt this fired up creatively marketing-wise since the early days of Trader Joe that I can’t wait to watch our growth strategy unfold later this year

FFS @the_viiibe dropped a 10x runner in the group chat earlier and I completely missed it 😪

$thuglife

For years, we crafted the best user experience on Avalanche

Now we’re bringing that same excellence to every chain in crypto

There’s a huge disconnect in crypto between traders and trading platforms

Traders care about:
- Latency
- Fill quality
- Not missing entries

While DEXs care about:
- TVL
- Fees
- Volume

We’re fixing this

BLUB and WINK's "anti-snipe" measures didn’t stop sniping

It just let the deployer - Deepwater Studios - snipe the entire supply

That’s a big reason why the price is where it is today

Avalanche NFT bros who’ve been around long enough will remember that Deepwater Studios botted the hell out of the Peons V1 mint, dumped it to 0.02 AVAX, and we still ran it back to a 5 AVAX floor

Let that be fuel for every $BOI out there

Now it’s on you to prove them wrong