CASTIELO The Short Position Legend

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Alright, here are some funny tidbits about cryptocurrencies in English:

1. **Bitcoin's Pizza Day Blunder**: Back in 2010, a guy named Laszlo Hanyecz paid 10,000 BTC for two pizzas. At today’s prices, that’s like trading a private island for a couple of pepperoni pies! The crypto community still celebrates May 22 as Bitcoin Pizza Day, chuckling at the most expensive takeout in history.

2. **Doge Meme to Millions**: Dogecoin started as a joke in 2013, based on a Shiba Inu meme. Fast forward, and it’s been pumped by tweets from folks like Elon Musk, turning internet silliness into serious cash. Imagine a dog meme outvaluing some actual currencies!

3. **HODL Hysteria**: The term “HODL” came from a drunk crypto bro’s typo in a 2013 forum post, meant to be “hold.” Now it’s a battle cry for crypto fanatics refusing to sell during market dips. It’s like stubbornly keeping your Beanie Babies, but with blockchain.

4. **Lost Wallet Woes**: People have lost billions in crypto because they forgot their wallet passwords or tossed out old hard drives. One guy in the UK is still begging to dig up a landfill for his hard drive with 7,500 BTC—talk about a treasure hunt gone wrong!

5. **Crypto Scams Galore**: Scammers love crypto’s anonymity. There’s the classic “send me 1 BTC, I’ll send back 2” trick—spoiler: you get nothing. Or fake Elon Musk accounts promising free crypto. It’s like the Wild West, but with digital gold and more emojis.

If you want more crypto comedy or specific jokes, let me know! 😄

$PEPE #pepe #bullmarket #BTC‬ $SHIB $DOGE #trendtopic PEPE you should keep it so you don't regret it later

$BOME #BOME $PNUT #ShortMaestro Do you not listen or trust because I don't have many followers? From the very beginning, I have been telling you to open shorts and earn free money. You persistently open a reverse trade and lose money. I told you there is no way to come back. Altcoins will disappear, do not expect an upward turn in the short term. Everyone who has been laughing at me in the comments for a year is now crying, I can show hundreds of examples.

$BOME #BOME Don't wait here bome never rise

$BOME #BOME What a shame 😂😂😂 What a scam opsss

$BOME #BOME Are you still scamming here? 😀😀😀 Don't wait anything here

$BOME #BOME Totally dead everyday unlimited selling on bome, people really leaving dump coming

$BOME #BOME Super short entry 0.001820 you know it i never false.

$BOME #BOME So don't wait $BTC :) Bome is scam coin, book of scammers.

$BOME #BOME Are you ready for red candle party? Daily reminder there is no way to escape, all longs will be liq.

$BOME #BOME Best scam project ever, never open long this coin. Only wait and open short for free money. Binance listed this coin for shorting free money.

$BOME #BOME Every greens are fake there is no money inflowing so , short it for free money , same of yesterday, if btc stops somewhere altcoins dump %-20 very fast again. Don't trust binance. They can dump 0.0013 very faster than you think. Last station 0.0018 there is no higher price.

$BOME #BOME Most bearish daily close too good bye my short baby 😊

$BOME #BOME Bearish flag and there is no volume no buyers, 0.001670-0.001680 new short are new resistance let's goo new players

$BOME #BOME Last support broken, don't waiting bounce no more %3 bounce %-30 dump season started. I will never close my short positions till the summer end. Every bounces are will be fake. You will never see 0.0018 0.0019 0.0020 levels again. Your ath dreams are dead. Glad to say this ( crypto is over every altcoin breaks last supports.

$BOME #BOME So you guys understand me why i am telling short everyday? Crypto is over, summer begins if you waiting bull season again you are totally wrong. Short and leave.

$BOME #BOME What you gonna do when $BTC stops here :) Short it fake greens

$BOME #BOME 0.001870 your new resistance :) Everyday your price getting lower :) You can try 0.00187 for short entry. Good luck.

$BOME #BOME They dropped it 15 floors down and it can't even move. Don't you realize that you've been scammed? I keep saying, "Is it for nothing that you open a short?"

$BOME #BOME I already warned everyone and said it was fake. There is no money coming in. They just sell it and you opened a long position. Funny.