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#FOMO Read How Fear of Missing Out work!
In a modern city not too far from now, a young man named Rick noticed something strange:
> “People buy toilet paper like crazy whenever there’s panic!”
He got an idea.
He bought up every roll of toilet paper in the city. Shelves were empty. People started panicking. Supermarkets limited customers to one roll each.
Then Rick launched a flashy website:
> “TP-Deluxe: Premium Limited Toilet Paper – Only $99 a Roll!”
People laughed… until others actually bought it — just to feel “prepared.”
Soon, social media influencers bragged about their collector edition toilet paper in golden wrappers.
Wealthy folks started hoarding them in designer cabinets.
Rick hired actors to pretend to wipe tears with TP and say, “It’s not just for wiping — it’s a lifestyle.”
Toilet paper became a status symbol. Some investors bought it hoping to flip it. Others minted #NFTs of their TP collection.
Then one day… the toilet paper factories reopened. Supermarkets were full again. Prices dropped back to normal.
Rick was nowhere to be found.
But the last buyer — a hedge fund manager — held 10,000 rolls and cried:
> “I thought it was the future of hygiene!”
😂😂😂😂
This modern satire mocks:
How hype creates fake value,
How scarcity drives FOMO (Fear of Missing Out),
And how even toilet paper can be turned into an “asset” with the right marketing.
#PowellRemarks #Memecoins🤑🤑
In a modern city not too far from now, a young man named Rick noticed something strange:
> “People buy toilet paper like crazy whenever there’s panic!”
He got an idea.
He bought up every roll of toilet paper in the city. Shelves were empty. People started panicking. Supermarkets limited customers to one roll each.
Then Rick launched a flashy website:
> “TP-Deluxe: Premium Limited Toilet Paper – Only $99 a Roll!”
People laughed… until others actually bought it — just to feel “prepared.”
Soon, social media influencers bragged about their collector edition toilet paper in golden wrappers.
Wealthy folks started hoarding them in designer cabinets.
Rick hired actors to pretend to wipe tears with TP and say, “It’s not just for wiping — it’s a lifestyle.”
Toilet paper became a status symbol. Some investors bought it hoping to flip it. Others minted #NFTs of their TP collection.
Then one day… the toilet paper factories reopened. Supermarkets were full again. Prices dropped back to normal.
Rick was nowhere to be found.
But the last buyer — a hedge fund manager — held 10,000 rolls and cried:
> “I thought it was the future of hygiene!”
😂😂😂😂
This modern satire mocks:
How hype creates fake value,
How scarcity drives FOMO (Fear of Missing Out),
And how even toilet paper can be turned into an “asset” with the right marketing.
#PowellRemarks #Memecoins🤑🤑
The Cheese Pyramid Scheme – A Tale of Greed and Illusion
In a peaceful village, a man arrived selling cheese wheels. But not just any cheese — this cheese was “aged in the mountains of magic,” he claimed, and its value doubled every week.
He said:
“Buy one for $100 today, and next week it’ll be worth $200! Or better — get others to buy cheese from me, and I’ll pay you a commission!”
Villagers were skeptical… until the first few buyers made money. They began recruiting others, who bought cheese expecting to sell it at double the price.
More and more people joined.
Some mortgaged their homes.
Some sold their land.
One man sold his real cows to buy more imaginary cheese.
Soon, cheese was everywhere — in barns, under beds, in wells — but no one was eating it.
Then one morning, the cheese man vanished.
People gathered in panic. Someone shouted:
“I’ve got 50 cheese wheels — worth $10,000!”
An old farmer grumbled:
“Worth nothing if nobody wants to buy it.”
Suddenly, the village was full of expensive, smelly cheese… and broken dreams.
#ponzischeme #memecoin🚀🚀🚀
In a peaceful village, a man arrived selling cheese wheels. But not just any cheese — this cheese was “aged in the mountains of magic,” he claimed, and its value doubled every week.
He said:
“Buy one for $100 today, and next week it’ll be worth $200! Or better — get others to buy cheese from me, and I’ll pay you a commission!”
Villagers were skeptical… until the first few buyers made money. They began recruiting others, who bought cheese expecting to sell it at double the price.
More and more people joined.
Some mortgaged their homes.
Some sold their land.
One man sold his real cows to buy more imaginary cheese.
Soon, cheese was everywhere — in barns, under beds, in wells — but no one was eating it.
Then one morning, the cheese man vanished.
People gathered in panic. Someone shouted:
“I’ve got 50 cheese wheels — worth $10,000!”
An old farmer grumbled:
“Worth nothing if nobody wants to buy it.”
Suddenly, the village was full of expensive, smelly cheese… and broken dreams.
#ponzischeme #memecoin🚀🚀🚀
Here is another story #FutureTarding
In a quiet village, a slick-talking businessman arrived with shiny shoes and a big smile. 😁
He stood in the village square and shouted:🥱
“Invest in chickens today, and you’ll be rich tomorrow!”🐓
He explained:
“Each chicken lays golden eggs… not literally, but their value goes up every day. Buy now at $10 per chicken, and in a week, I’ll buy them back for $20!”
People were skeptical. But then, he made a few villagers rich — just as promised.
Word spread. Everyone rushed to buy chickens. Prices soared — $20… $40… $80! Some people sold their cows to buy more chickens.
Then came the twist.
The businessman declared:
“I’m opening a chicken futures market! You don’t even need real chickens. Just buy paper claiming you own chickens, and trade it!”
Soon, the villagers weren’t raising chickens. They were swapping chicken papers, yelling prices at each other, and checking "the coop index" every hour.
Then one morning… he was gone.
The coop was empty. No chickens, no eggs — not even feathers. Just paper promises and confused villagers.
One old lady looked around and sighed:
“I should’ve just kept my cow.”
In a quiet village, a slick-talking businessman arrived with shiny shoes and a big smile. 😁
He stood in the village square and shouted:🥱
“Invest in chickens today, and you’ll be rich tomorrow!”🐓
He explained:
“Each chicken lays golden eggs… not literally, but their value goes up every day. Buy now at $10 per chicken, and in a week, I’ll buy them back for $20!”
People were skeptical. But then, he made a few villagers rich — just as promised.
Word spread. Everyone rushed to buy chickens. Prices soared — $20… $40… $80! Some people sold their cows to buy more chickens.
Then came the twist.
The businessman declared:
“I’m opening a chicken futures market! You don’t even need real chickens. Just buy paper claiming you own chickens, and trade it!”
Soon, the villagers weren’t raising chickens. They were swapping chicken papers, yelling prices at each other, and checking "the coop index" every hour.
Then one morning… he was gone.
The coop was empty. No chickens, no eggs — not even feathers. Just paper promises and confused villagers.
One old lady looked around and sighed:
“I should’ve just kept my cow.”
Here is how stock market works, 🥱
Once upon a time, in a small village, a man came with a big announcement:
> “I will buy monkeys for $100 each!”
The villagers, thinking it was easy money, went into the forest and caught as many monkeys as they could. The man bought hundreds of them.
Then he said:
> “Now I’ll pay $200 per monkey!”
The villagers got even more excited and searched the forests day and night. They brought more monkeys, and the man bought them all.
Then he said:
> “I’ll pay $500 per monkey!”
The villagers were nearly losing their minds. They scoured the forests, but now monkeys were very hard to find. Still, they managed to catch a few and sold them for a fortune.
Then, suddenly, the man disappeared.
A few days later, his assistant came to the village and said:
> “The boss had to leave, but I’ll sell you the monkeys he bought — for just $300 each. When he returns, you can sell them back to him for $500 and make a huge profit!”
The villagers, seeing a chance to get rich, bought back the monkeys they had originally sold, spending all their savings and even borrowing money.
But the man and his assistant were never seen again…
#CryptoStocks
Once upon a time, in a small village, a man came with a big announcement:
> “I will buy monkeys for $100 each!”
The villagers, thinking it was easy money, went into the forest and caught as many monkeys as they could. The man bought hundreds of them.
Then he said:
> “Now I’ll pay $200 per monkey!”
The villagers got even more excited and searched the forests day and night. They brought more monkeys, and the man bought them all.
Then he said:
> “I’ll pay $500 per monkey!”
The villagers were nearly losing their minds. They scoured the forests, but now monkeys were very hard to find. Still, they managed to catch a few and sold them for a fortune.
Then, suddenly, the man disappeared.
A few days later, his assistant came to the village and said:
> “The boss had to leave, but I’ll sell you the monkeys he bought — for just $300 each. When he returns, you can sell them back to him for $500 and make a huge profit!”
The villagers, seeing a chance to get rich, bought back the monkeys they had originally sold, spending all their savings and even borrowing money.
But the man and his assistant were never seen again…
#CryptoStocks
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