Anekd0t

— Look, the analysts say that Bitcoin is going to soar soon!
— What were they saying a month ago?
— That it would crash.
— And a year ago?
— That it would conquer the Moon…
— Maybe we should just watch?

$BTC

— Do you understand technical analysis?
— Of course!
— And what does the chart tell you?
— It says: "Sell while you still can!"
— And what did you do?
— I bought more, just in case it's wrong.

$BTC

— Bitcoin has fallen! What to do?!
— Calm down, this is already the 156th drop this year.
— When did it rise?
— Once, for 5 minutes… But I missed it.

$BTC

— Are you afraid of a bear market?
— Of course!
— What else are you afraid of?
— That I’ll sell the coin and then it will soar…
— And if you don’t sell?
— Then I’m afraid it will crash!

$BTC

— Yesterday Bitcoin rose by 30%!
— Cool! How do you feel?
— Rich!
— But today it has already fallen again…
— Well, that means I'm only rich in spirit for now.

$BTC

— I bought Ether, we will take off soon!
— Are you sure?
— Of course! Technical analysis says that the pump is about to start!
— What about fundamental analysis?
— It says that I am an optimist… And the pessimist has already sold.

$ETH

— Have you seen the forecasts for Bitcoin?
— Yes, some say it will reach 100 thousand, others say it will drop to zero.
— So what are we going to do?
— As always… Wait and panic.

$BTC

— So, how's your crypto doing?
— Bought in the morning, sold in an hour!
— And how's the profit?
— +200%!
— Wow, so you're a trading genius!
— Well… to be honest, I just accidentally pressed the wrong button… 🤦‍♂️

$BTC $ETH

— Honey, did you sell your bitcoins?
— Yes, finally at 30 thousand each!
— Wow! And what now?
— Well, in an hour they are already at 50 thousand…
— So did you sell or not?!
— I'm making money, but I'm suffering morally…

#BTC

$BTC $ETH

A man comes to the bank:
— Hello, I would like to take out a loan.
— What guarantees do you have for repayment?
— I have bitcoins.
— Sorry, but we need real collateral.
— Okay, I have rubles.
— Alright, we accept bitcoins.

$BTC

🛡️ How to protect your crypto portfolio during a market downturn
Nobody likes seeing red, but market downturns are part of the game. The difference between surviving and sinking? Having a real plan, not just vibes.
Here’s how serious investors protect their portfolios when things get rough:

1. Rebalance before the market forces you to
Crypto moves fast. What started as 50% $BTC and 50% $ETH can quietly turn into 80% altcoins after a few pumps.
If you don't rebalance regularly, your portfolio might carry way more risk than you’re comfortable with and you won't realize it until it’s too late.
Take time to realign with your original risk level. It’s boring, but it works.

2. Rotate smartly between assets
Not all coins bleed the same.
During uncertainty, many investors rotate out of smaller, speculative altcoins and into larger, more resilient assets like $BTC, $ETH, and even $USDC for stability. Think of it less like abandoning your coins and more like repositioning to survive the storm and thrive later.

3. Hedge like the pros
Why just watch your portfolio drop when you can hedge part of it?
Using derivatives like futures and options can give you protection if the market turns nasty.
Example: If you're holding BTC but fear short-term downside, you can open a short position on Binance Futures to offset potential losses.
It’s not about gambling, it’s about risk management.

👉 Learn and explore Binance Futures here:

https://www.binance.com/en/futures/home

You can’t predict every dip. But you can decide not to be caught off guard. Balance your positions. Move between assets wisely. Hedge when it makes sense.
In crypto, survival isn’t luck. It’s strategy.
Stay sharp, stay calm, and stay ready. 📈🛡️

Hurry up and grab the Airdrop right now!

👉 GRAVITY AIRDORP 🎁

$BTC

Please tell me how I can earn on Binance with 10$ .
I would be very grateful.