📢 Doraemon Time-Travel News 🚀
🟦 Doraemon – “Guys, look! Powell-uncle (the Fed Chief) just dropped a bomb 💣… He said Trump-uncle did the impossible — inflation went UP 📈 and jobs went DOWN 👜!”
🟨 Nobita – “Oh nooo! That’s like a double punch — prices higher and no jobs!” 😭
🟥 Gian – “That means the markets are gonna go wild! 🌪️”
🟩 Suneo – “Exactly! Wall Street is already scared… they say stocks and crypto will be on a rollercoaster 🎢.”
🟧 Shizuka – “Does that mean even our pocket money is in danger?” 😢
🟦 Doraemon – “Yes! This is the Nightmare Combo 👉 Higher Prices + Weaker Jobs = Everyone’s headache!” 🤯
⚡ Then Doraemon shows the news flash:
➡️ “Fed CUTS rates ✂️📉 … Gold hits record high 🥇, om crosses 23 🚀,BNB crosses 1030 and big talks are happening about Bitcoin reserves!”