1.
Nobita: Doraemon, why is my portfolio -50%?
Doraemon: Because you bought crypto… but treated it like pocket money! 😜
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2.
Shizuka: Doraemon, why are you laughing so much?
Doraemon: Because I made Nobita invest in DOGEcoin… and now he’s literally barking like a dog 🐕😂
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3.
Nobita: Doraemon, my trade got liquidated again 😭
Doraemon: I keep telling you, Nobita… don’t trade crypto, just make memes. That’s where the real profit is! 🤣
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4.
Dekisugi: Doraemon, I always make profit in crypto!
Doraemon: Of course… because you don’t copy Nobita’s trades! 😆
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5.
Nobita: Doraemon, do something fast, the market is crashing!
Doraemon: No problem… let’s take the Time Machine back to 2010, where Bitcoin was free! 🚀