While the market is wavering in a flat trend, here’s a bit of humor to lift the mood:

A stock analyst and a broker meet at the elevator.

— So, is it up or down now?

— We need clear certainty about which floor we are on at this specific moment. In any case, we won't go higher than the roof or lower than the basement. Although it’s possible that the elevator might get stuck or the direction of movement may change due to an emergency necessity.

***

Broker:

— Our clients are foolish and greedy. Foolish because they gave us their money, and greedy because they want it back.

***

Two financial analysts meet:

— Listen, what’s happening?

— I can explain…

— I can explain too. WHAT’S HAPPENING?!