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UPDATE : $DOGE coin is currently trading at about $0.21, holding just above key support levels while carving out a symmetrical triangle pattern that hints at a potential breakout in the coming weeks. Analysts note consolidation between the $0.22 support and $0.24–$0.25 resistance—movements above may target $0.30 before September.
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A short, humorous story about a funny prediction: --- Title: The Great ETH Prediction In the bustling crypto café of "HODL & Beans," where everyone sipped overpriced lattes while arguing over charts and memes, a mysterious man known only as "The Predictor" arrived one stormy Thursday afternoon. He wore a tinfoil hat, a bathrobe covered in Ethereum logos, and carried a Magic 8-Ball labeled “Chain Oracle v2.0.” Without being asked, he walked to the center of the café, stood on a chair, and loudly declared: > “Hear ye, crypto nerds! Ethereum will hit $100,000... BUT only after Vitalik Buterin defeats Elon Musk in a rap battle judged by Snoop Dogg on the Moon!" The room went silent. Then someone coughed into their NFT hoodie. “Dude,” said Kyle, a day trader with three monitors and zero girlfriends. “Are you okay?” But The Predictor just spun his 8-Ball dramatically. It read: “Definitely Maybe.” Despite the ridiculousness, the crypto world being what it is, the prediction went viral. Memes exploded: Vitalik with sunglasses and a mic. Elon riding a Dogecoin rocket. Snoop floating in space with a blunt, captioned “Judgin’ from the Moon.” People actually started buying ETH because, hey, what if? Weeks passed. ETH went up. Then down. Then sideways. But one day, NASA announced a bizarre PR stunt: a zero-gravity rap concert on the Moon, funded by Elon. The featured guest? Vitalik Buterin, claiming it was “for the culture.” Snoop posted: “I’ll be there. Got my lunar drip ready. #MoonBeats” Back at the café, Kyle fainted into his latte. The Predictor just smiled, nodded solemnly, and whispered: > “Told you. Also… ETH will flip Bitcoin when cats learn Solidity.” And with that, he vanished — leaving behind a single sticky note that read: > “Buy low. Sell never. Also, pet your dog.” --- Moral of the story: In crypto, the most absurd prediction might just come true... but maybe hold off on quitting your day job until cats really start coding. $ETH
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