You buy โ†’ it dumps. ๐Ÿ“‰

You skip โ†’ it pumps. ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Set a stop loss โ†’ price touches it then moons. ๐Ÿš€

No stop loss โ†’ straight to hell. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Take profit early โ†’ coin keeps flying. โœˆ๏ธ

Hold too long โ†’ sudden crash like Wi-Fi mid-call. ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ’€

And when you say โ€œlast trade of the dayโ€โ€ฆ guess what? Itโ€™s 3 AM, and youโ€™re still stuck with the charts like itโ€™s your ex. ๐Ÿ˜…

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