Crypto Market: $222 Million Liquidated in 24 Hours?!
Meanwhile, me checking my portfolio like…
📉😩
“Bro I just blinked. That’s all I did.”
Every trader, August 6th.
First, they told me to HODL.
Then they said, Buy the Dip.
Now I’m just sitting here in my towel, refreshing charts like it’s Netflix. 💀
Market said: “Let’s play Squid Game: Portfolio Edition.”
$BTC dropped. $ETH dropped. Even my hope dropped.
Moral of the story: If you're still alive after this liquidation, bro you’re a real one.
Now hydrate, meditate, and don’t check your portfolio till 2026.
