Crypto Traders Be Like…
Buys the top ✔️
Sells the bottom ✔️
Says “This time is different” every cycle ✔️
Checks portfolio 36 times a day ✔️
Plans to retire every bull market ✔️
Turns into a macro expert when BTC drops 5% ✔️
If you related to 4 or more of these… congrats, you’re one of us. 😅